Tag Archives: Condoms

 

Civic-Minded Drinkers Unite For SOTU Binges!

Just because your friends won’t host a SOTU drinking-game festival doesn’t mean you have to sit at home alone with Dubya. Go on out there and have as good a time as anyone can have these days. There are parties at: Read more on Civic-Minded Drinkers Unite For SOTU Binges!…
 

Only You Can Prevent LNS Kids From Procreating

In an obvious attempt to steal Meth Day’s thunder, today is World AIDS Day. Yay for AIDS! The recent problems with condom procurement and usage we’ve reported make it all too clear that DC needs a lot more of these “Condom Safe Sites” so LNS kids aren’t wasting time looking for a CVS when they could be having terrible sex and then vomiting on each other. Read more on Only You Can Prevent LNS Kids From Procreating…
 

A Very Special Last Week’s Shots Update

Intern Lauren will probably kill us (with Polonium-210) for wasting this extra-precious exchange from Late Night Shots — the closed social network which allows you to explore Washington DC’s social landscape and bar scene — but we’ve got to run it now to make a joke work in Wonkette’s War On Christmas Gift Guide. Join us after the jump for the scientifically exact opposite of Hollywood’s beloved “meet cute” scenario. Read more on A Very Special Last Week’s Shots Update…
 

Rumors On The Internets: Because Bread is Boring and Circuses Suck

* Dick Cheney’s new book, “If I Did It: Faking the Case for War,” soon to be released. [HuffPo] * Teenagers rejoice as new Democratic Congress promises drug-filled condoms in schools. [Right was Right] * Newt Gingrich forgets to take his megalomania medication, gives interview. [Political Wire] * Enterprising hipsters look to break the yellow ribbon monopoly on Iraq War-themed SUV adornment. [Ride Lugged] * Military doesn’t believe in love, tells Cher to where to stick her documentary. [NYDN] * Bust a nut for peace. [MoJo Blog] Read more on Rumors On The Internets: Because Bread is Boring and Circuses Suck…
 

Gossip Roundup: The Higher Self and Other Inspirational Topics

Heard on the Hill: Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) says “Condoms and teenagers work about 50 percent of the time.” [Roll Call] Lowdown: John Edwards and Russell Simmons got sweaty at the Jivamukti Yoga School in NY, continued on to Downtown Cipriani where they “discussed spirituality, how to end poverty, the higher self and other inspirational topics.” [NYDN] Read more on Gossip Roundup: The Higher Self and Other Inspirational Topics…