Tag: Condoms

Did you know that in many states there are judicial elections? And that those judicial elections are a pathway for really exceptional conspiracy-driven wingnuts,...

Is this Chinese ad for Durex condoms, featuring Michelle Obama and Egg Romney, real? We think so! And that is good enough for us....

Peoria, IL - Bishop Daniel Jenky was conducting his Sunday message to a small group of Catholic followers in his modest countryside church, nestled...

Here's some Public Service Announcement sent to your editor. Look how the happy, pretty girl totally scowls when your "helicopter" puts the condom on...

Congratulations, condom. Now you too are famous. As far as we know, the condom hasn't spoken a word to a police about its connections to...

Julian Assange is still standing in the snow outside of his mansion-prison in the land of animal-blood-eaters, talking to fellow journalists (and all the...

WikiLeaks America-hater-droid Julian Assange has finally been released on bail for not wearing a condom while in Sweden or whatever, and his bail was...

Remember when fragile Australian War Criminal Julian Assange allegedly raped two Swedish ladies? We confidently assumed these so-called ladies were actually just CIA drag...

Well, not exactly BREAKING or whatever, unless you're Catholic for some reason and didn't see this yesterday: Some old European guy in a Rome...

"I'm only 19 BUT as you can clearly see from my big red badge, I have an internship yanking the goose hairs off Congressman...

By the Comics CurmudgeonBeing a political cartoonist has got to be kind of rough. They're all getting fired as newspapers downsize, and those that...

Wonkette omen operative "Jacklyn" sends us this photo and writes, "Does anyone know what these paintings are or why they are there? They...

GIMME GIMME GIMME: Here is an appropriately rat-sized "McCain Party Box," one of the various cash crops that will be sold (for money!) at...

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