Drudge brings disturbing news:

We assume that the eyewitness, on the other hand, spent the entire play weeping uncontrollably, phoning in credit card donations to the Salvation Army and organizing sandbagging efforts. Seriously: You can’t expect everyone to don hair shirts and roll around in broken glass just because thousands of their fellow Americans are suffering. Hell, a sing along would totally help get our minds off of it. MORE »

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• Inside the Beltway: “Prominent Jewish political figure” Mark Siegel sues local caterer for serving non-kosher food at his daughter’s wedding. [WT]