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It’s a new year in Wonk’d but all the famous-for-dc cats have already broken their resolutions. Laura Bush only made it 3 days before she was back on the sauce, Robert Novak may have been at the happiest place on Earth, but he was still an asshole, and of course there’s Katherine Harris, as you can see, taking to the streets of Florida during the warmest winter ever, in an ankle length fur coat. You get these dandies plus a Member of Congress who loves to stare at members of men, after you unzip.

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• Rhode Island’s 15 minutes of fame are up as maverick Senator Lincoln Chafee wins GOP primary. [WP, NYT, USAT]

• Michael Chertoff tells congress that the US cannot “defend ourselves against every conceivable threat.” Nation’s petting zoos and popcorn factories now totally unprotected. [NYT]
• Hillary Clinton wins primary in a cakewalk, eats no actual cake. [NYT]
• Democrats feel NSA is inappropriately advocating it’s own spying program. [WP]
• Maryland elections display DC levels of logistical incompetence. [WP]
• States taking it upon themselves to increase minimum wage, “for the first time, a majority of states could require higher pay than the federal rate.” [USAT]
• Diplomacy now so obsolete reporters forced to write about who’s doing Condi this week. [NYT]
• Adrian Fenty will be next mayor of DC. [WP]

• Islamofascists and their apologists suck at Photoshop. [Michelle Malkin]
• “Lying b[itch] … shrew … Machiavellian … evil, power-mad witch … the ultimate self-serving politician”: Hillary-mania is in full swing in NH. [To the People]
• Condi Rice is a fashion plate. [Brains Over Bombs]
• For shame, Sen Allen, for zygote-killing shame. [The News-Virginian]
• Sexy teens listen to sexy music and have sexy sexy sexy sex sex. [CNN]

From Wonkette’s sister site (which makes it my stepsister site?) Jalopnik comes a thrilling tale of State Department debauchery in New York.

Take one federal Buick LeSabre, add flashing lights and a PA system, throw in a cooler and a case of Heineken and then barrel through the streets of NYC with three chicks in the car with the lights going, calling out “Keep to the right!” over the vehicle’s megaphone. When you get broadsided by a cab, um… well, that’s probably the moment that post-party regret kicks in.

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• Reliable Source: Rachel Dratch preparing to play Miers on “Saturday Night Life”. . . Jason Binn criticized for putting minor contributors on masthead of Capitol File magazine. . . Mick Jagger tells MCI Center audience: “[Miers] looked high. She looked low. In the morning, she looked in the mirror and said, ‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest judge of all?’” [WP]
• Rush & Molloy: Fox News flack doesn’t know if anchor and Condi-fan Lauren Green is gay. [NYDN]
• Inside the Beltway: Hillary, Landrieu, Hughes to roast Barbara Walters tonight. [WT]
• Liz Smith: Michael Wolff speculates about Cheney in ‘08. [NYP]

• Under the Dome: House Republicans offer podcasts of their news briefings. [The Hill]
• Page Six: Condoleezza Rice has visited new Fifth Avenue spa favored by Lindsay Lohan, Carson Kressley. . . New Yorker fiction editor compares Bush’s reelection to 9/11. [NYP, NYP]
• Rush & Molloy: Chelsea Clinton “spent most of her time cuddling and dancing with a large, sweaty man” at a Las Vegas party. . . Bill O’Reilly enjoyed parts of George Clooney’s latest flick, “Good Night and Good Luck.” [NYDN]

• Names & Faces: Michael Brown hid behind a newspaper as he slipped into the NuYu salon and spa yesterday for a scalp massage and haircut. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Lawmakers beat lobbyists in two basketball games. . . Two “Real World” roommates headline Gulf Coast fundraiser; Senators Wayne Allard and Ted Stevens will attend. [The Hill]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Condoleeza Rice to O’Reilly: “I’ve been black all my life. Nobody needs to tell me how to be black.” [NYDN]
• Page Six: Lewinsky says goodbye to New York, hello to London: “Maybe I will meet my husband there

• Republican leaders will delay plans to cut more taxes. [WSJ]
• Bush’s approval rating dips to 42% in WP-ABC poll; 6 in 10 do not want tax cuts in the near future and racial divide is registered in public’s response to Katrina. Bush: “When those Coast Guard choppers, many of who were first on the scene, were pulling people off roofs, they didn’t check the color of a person’s skin, they wanted to save lives.” [WP, USAT, WT]
• Confirmation hearings for Judge Roberts begin. Roberts: “Judges and justices are servants of the law, not the other way around. I come before the committee with no agenda. I have no platform.” [WP, NYT, WSJ, WP, NYT, LAT, WT, USAT]
• Hearings became “sideshow” once Michael Brown resigned from FEMA. [WP, NYT, USAT]
• Documents show broad failures on part of FEMA and DHS. [WSJ]

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• Inside Politics: Hastert: “Is New Orleans worth reclaiming?”. . . Byrd likely to seek ninth term. . . C-SPAN3 will broadcast previous Supreme Court confirmation hearings. [WT]
• Rush & Molloy: Rice returns to D.C. after receiving negative press for vacationing in New York during Hurricane Katrina. [NYDN] MORE »