Wonkette

Last week was fun for Condi fans, but not so much fun for Condoleezza herself. She got dragged around by Bush on his farewell lap around NATO, and she had some laffs with George, but mostly was kind of a fifth wheel. Back home, the rest of us got to enjoy hot new Condicising photos and we finally learned who’s playing Madame Secretary in Oliver Stone’s Bush movie. Find out who the lucky actress is after the jump!

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We don’t know what’s odder — that she clearly had to cut short her workout to address the start of World War III IV Five Blades of Shaving Power and didn’t feel like changing, or that she works out in hand-me-downs from Jenna Bush.
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“Hey now baby, get into my big black car, I wanna just show you what my politics are…” MORE »

I WILL BREAK YOU LIKE TWIG MORE »

* No wonder Tom Malin likes Condi so much — check out her firm, toned butt! Clearly she’s been working on those glutes. [Princess Sparkle Pony] MORE »

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operative: if i may go feminazi for a moment…
operative: why do we have to know how condi keeps her goddamn figure?!
wonkette: haha. ’cause it’s SWEEPS MONTH
operative: arguably the most powerful woman in the country and we’re still talking about her WEIGHT
operative: dude, is she gonna be in seventeen next, talking about her period?
wonkette: what’s funny is that we know her workout routine, but not her actual positions on affirmative action, abortion, etc etc
wonkette: ‘08 PRIMARIES FRONT-RUNNER!
operative: her position on abortion is bent at the waist with back straight, neck relaxed, abs tight, delts squeezed… MORE »

“Manmohan, my man, don’t look now — but Condi Rice is totally checking you out! She’s single, y’know…” MORE »