Jennifer Call, the town clerk of Sutton, NH — the “Portsmouth of Merrimack County” — mistakenly reported zero votes for Ron Paul in her district last Tuesday, when he really had 31 (out of 920). Although she corrected the error shortly thereafter, she was quick to notice her name “being splashed across the internet as this horrible person.” Jennifer Call, meet the Paultards. MORE »

New Hampshire’s Union Leader newspaper, not willing to be outdone by those hooligans at the Concord Monitor, has published its own “undorsement” of Mitt Romney, and it’s too funny: “In this primary, the more Mitt Romney speaks, the less believable he becomes.” Romney will likely respond that he never “speaks,” despite being on the record as “speaking” several times while governor of Massachusetts. [Union Leader]

The Concord Monitor, which is among the more important of New Hampshire’s four news outlets, ran an editorial yesterday “undorsing” Mitt Romney — that he, more than any other candidate, should not be president. We applaud them, especially because we had considered doing the very same thing. (If you could only see how Intern Greg bristles at the mention of Mittens!) Mitt Romney should go off himself. [Concord Monitor]