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  Our Cold Dead Hands

The Gun Fondlers Save Chicago, And More News In Your Gun Fun Times Roundup

Late last week some actual good news about violent crime came out of the great city of Chicago: the homicide rate for the first three months of the year fell to the lowest level of any first quarter since 1958. There were six fewer homicides than in the first quarter of 2013, and 55 fewer than the same period of 2012. What accounts for this significant drop? Mayor Rahm Emmanuel and Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy cited more intelligent police training and activities, more community programs keeping kids off the streets, and the seizure of 1,300 illegal guns since the beginning of the year. Some blog commenters we saw attributed it partly to the face-melting Chicago winter being even more face-meltingly brutal than normal. But America’s gun-fondling wingnuts know the real reason: Illinois passed a concealed-carry law last summer and now Johnny Thug will think twice about messing with potentially armed, freedom-defending citizens! Read more on The Gun Fondlers Save Chicago, And More News In Your Gun Fun Times Roundup…
  racist legends

Renowned Sociologist John Rocker Has Genius Plan To Solve Violence In Chicago (Moar Gunz, Less Blacks)

John Rocker, a famous racist person whose steroid use 15 years ago propelled him temporarily into Major League Baseball, has opinions and stuff. Like many dense white people who lost their only job to more talented foreign individuals, Rocker has found solace in the sewage treatment plant of the web that is World Net Daily. As a columnist, Rocker is interested in a diverse array of subjects about how diversity is destroying American society. Oh and he is really concerned with guns, especially the fact that deserving people (i.e. those who have at least one cousin named ‘Cooter) aren’t able to arm themselves as heavily as a platoon in Afghanistan. Read more on Renowned Sociologist John Rocker Has Genius Plan To Solve Violence In Chicago (Moar Gunz, Less Blacks)…
  what priorities?

With Nothing Better To Do, Congress Votes On Some Gun Stuff

Happy newz everyone, the most-hated Congress in all of American history has finally Gotten The Message and started passing some exciting jerbs legisla– HA HA JUST KIDDING, ALWAYS KIDDING, FOREVER. No, the only issue that gets broad-based House support from 229 Republicans and 43 Democrats these days (besides their brave efforts to reaffirm “In God We Trust” as the national tagline) is passing legislation to guarantee the right of the yokel in Utah who buys hisself a concealed carry permit from the gun license vending machine at the corner gas station to bring his concealed weapon into any other state regardless of that state’s (potentially more strict) gun laws. Spread the fear, everyone! Read more on With Nothing Better To Do, Congress Votes On Some Gun Stuff…