Tag: communism

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Will Protect Your Homeschooler’s Precious Bodily Fluids

Yay for the 1950s! One of the best times in America, according to our textbooks for Christian schools, though of course the Gilded Age was pretty darn awesome as well. Our 8th-grade textbook, America: Land I Love (A...

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks Fighting Godless Communism From Korea To The U.N.

If there's anything that gets the editors of our textbooks for Christian homeschoolers exercised, it's communism. And evolution. And deviations from fundamentalist Protestantism. And secular humanism. But especially communism (which is influenced by Darwinism and atheism). And so, it...

Sundays With the Christianists: American History Textbooks Still Fighting The Cold War From A Secret Bunker

You may have missed this news item a couple weeks back: Hiroo Onoda, the Japanese soldier who remained hidden in the Philippine jungles until 1974, unaware that World War II had ended, died January 16 at the age of...

Ghost Breitbart Worried About Marxist Math

OMG, as if it weren't bad enough that Barack Obama is using the Common Core educational standards to decree that all schoolbooks will praise him and that 3 X 4 = 11, now the genius researchers at Dead Breitbart's...

Bill De Blasio Sworn In As New York City Mayor, Promises A Banker’s Head In Every Pot

Many of you were probably too hung over on Wednesday to remember that it was the day Bill de Blasio was inaugurated as mayor of New York City. It was a wonderful and festive day, though perhaps tinged with...

History Shocker! Ayn Rand Helped FBI Find Communist Influence In ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’

Before War On Christmas 2013 fades into memory, let's take a look at how the FBI examined a Christmas Classic for evidence of communist propaganda. According to a nifty article in Aphelis, Frank Capra's tale of the redemptive power...

Ted Cruz Shows Dumb Old President Obama How To Be Respectful At A Funeral, And That Is To Walk Out Of It

We all had a lot of fun yesterday tsk-tsking the president for dancing a watusi with Danish prime minister/Bond girl Helle Thorning-Schmidt at the memorial service for Nelson Mandela. We had so much fun with it that we didn't...

Bradlee Dean Makes Up History Again, Says Dirty Commies Invented The Word ‘Racism’ So There’s No Such Thing

Wonkette frenemy and weird child-thrashing advocate Bradlee Dean just wants you all to know that he is not bothered by all you dumb liberal bigots calling him a bigot, and he has studied up on these matters. On his...

Capitalist Running Dogs Rand Paul And Alan Greenspan Will Teach You Dumb Liberals About Capitalism

Gosh, we are such dumb liberals! We thought we knew all about capitalism, an economic system most of us have lived with our entire lives. We thought we knew all about private ownership, and free markets, and the commodification...

Glenn Beck Exposes Obama’s Sinister Plot: WWII Memorial Closure First Step Toward Shooting Everyone Dead

Glenn Beck has this whole government shutdown thing figured out: unlike every other government shutdown that resulted in Washington DC museums and monuments being closed to the public, this shutdown is actually the first phase of a Marxist Communist...

Catholic Bishop Explains How The Church Has Handled That Sexual Abuse Thingy Quite Nicely, Thanks

We know you people have not approved of our recurring NewPopeNiceTime feature, but we do not care. However, we'll throw you a bone today and talk about how really super terrible one Bishop Thomas Paprocki of Illinois is on...

Rick Santorum Does Not Care For Your ‘Marxism Talk’ About ‘The Middle Class,’ Which Does Not Exist

Why is Rick Santorum still talking, and more importantly, why is anyone still interested in hearing him talk, given that he holds no office and everyone wishes he'd go away? Your Wonkette does not have the answer to these...

Ted Cruz’s Dad Seems Nice

Hey, remember Ted Cruz's Jerk Baby? She was fun! We dug her! Well, move over, Jerk Baby, you are now officially the Chillest Member of Ted Cruz's Family Of Funtimes Friends. Here is Ted Cruz's dad, via the Des...

Commies at ‘Business Insider’ Just Cold Destroying Capitalism Now

How wonderful, the last time we checked in with Business Insider they were running articles on how you are not a winner if you want to see your wife and kids every so often, but now they are run...

Point: Obamacare Is Awesome! Counterpoint: Yes It Is!

Good afternoon. We come together in solemnity on this solemn Memorial Day of solemnitude to rap at ya about Obamacare, and how it will kill you dead ... WITH GREAT PRICES! Taking the Point that Obamacare is awesome, because "California,"...

Academic Freedom In Peril: Patriot Teacher Reprimanded For Innocent ‘How Is Obama Just Like Stalin?’ Homework

A social studies teacher at Kell High School in Marietta, Georgia, gave students a brilliant lesson in logical fallacies last week with this homework question in a "current issues" class: Find evidence for a comparison of Lenin/Stalin's methods of changing...