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Masterful Bill Kristol Pens Best Column Yet!

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Quiet ye unenlightened Cretans, for the man’s tortured quill is ablaze with righteous argumentation! We speak of New York Times “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol, of course, the most inquisitive and trenchant commentator in Western Hemispherical History! For his Monday column he tackles whatever the big Saturday news happened to be (as per usual). In this case it’s Barack Obama’s inflammatory selection of the adjective “bitter.” As used in a sentence in liberal San Francisco! Most conservative commentators have been running with the nitwit’s interpretation: that Obama is an unforgivable liberal elitist elitist liberal elitist. Ballyhoo and tut tut! Kristol takes that extra leap that only a Harvardian of his ethno-brainian historical knowledgo-centrism can understand: Obama is a communist! MORE »


Barack Obama’s Secret Jewish Communist Origins Revealed!

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

It's so clear nowHave you ever thought of how Tiger Woods is like Barack Obama, and how the fact that Obama was born in the early 1960s is definitive proof that he is a Communist? And if you haven’t, might this willful ignorance be due to the Political Correctness Machine’s crushing of honest inquiry? MORE »


Striking Comedy Writers Come Begging Favors From Washington

Friday, January 25th, 2008

A group of New York City communist writers came to Washington the other day, looking for a handout and complaining about capitalism, as usual. The “limousine liberals” from teevee’s Comedy Central want the government to crush free enterprise and “help workers.” We asked Daily Show writer and striking laborist Jason Ross to tell us exactly what happened on Capitol Hill. MORE »


George Clooney a Commie?

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

joe.jpgIt’s been only two days since George Clooney was offered the lead in the film adaptation of GI Joe, and it’s already mired on controversy. Variety’s Wilshire & Washington blogger Ted Johnson reports: “I love it when controversies erupt over movies still in production or pre-production. You can almost always guarantee that those outraged haven’t seen the script, an outline, or even know any of those involved. And you can almost always be sure that the furor is much ado about nothing. Example: “The Da Vinci Code. MORE »


Iraqis to Work, Entire Kristol Family to Kill Selves

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Iraq Works! - WonketteThe war in Iraq is still winnable, says the Bush Administration. The movers and shakers are all in Crawford, Texas winning it right this second, in fact. But we need new, bold ideas from our new, bold Defense Secretary, Robert Gates. Let’s hear one of those ideas: MORE »