Tag: commies

New Pope Probably Getting Ready To Announce Vatican III, Mandatory Gay Marriages

Man, we are pretty jealous of the person who got to write the headline for the AP article on the big Pope Francis and His Cardinals Jamboree this week, because they somehow slipped "Pope Opens Big Week With Sex,...

Commies at ‘Business Insider’ Just Cold Destroying Capitalism Now

How wonderful, the last time we checked in with Business Insider they were running articles on how you are not a winner if you want to see your wife and kids every so often, but now they are run...

Ted Nugent And His Buddies Would Like To Re-Enact The Revolutionary War For You

Oh man, nice time was fun while it lasted, but all good things must come to an end. In this case, every nice thing in the world comes to a screeching halt because Ted Fucking Nugent would like to...

‘U.S. Going Communist’ Now Much More Popular Than U.S. Congress

At a certain point, when something is unpopular enough, it is eradicated. And yet, the U.S. Congress continues to exist! Here is a new poll in the Washington Post that proves the American Houses of "Representative Government" have a...

New Terror Alert System Has Only Two Colors: ‘Elevated’ and ‘Imminent’

Janet Napolitano has had a major breakthrough, people! A few days ago, Janet slipped and hit her head on her bathroom sink while trying to drink out of the toilet like an animal does, and bam!, an image of...

Michelle Obama’s Communist Army Invades Wal-Mart

The president of China was in town last week, and the Obamas had a fancy-shmancy dinner and invited all their favorite Chinese people, like Michelle Kwan and B.D. Wong. There was lobster and apple pie and no John Boehner,...

55% OF AMERICA KNOWS BARACK OBAMA IS AS RED AS JOE STALIN: "One thing about that socialism number, even though Obama is not a socialist: 29% of people think of socialism positively, and only 52% of people think of...

After Obama Eats Hamburgers With Medvedev, Russian Spies Caught All Over America

Just days after Barack Obama took his "solid and reliable partner" Dmitry Medvedev out for hamburgers in Arlington, the Justice Department announced the breakup of a major Russian spy ring operating right there in Northern Virginia -- as well...

Brave, Lonely Teabagger Protests Hippie Solstice Parade

Wonkette operative "Randy C." sends this tragic photograph from the Fremont Solstice Parade in Seattle yesterday. What's a lonesome teabagger to do when the hippies are all riding their bicycles around and worshiping the Sun like common Soviet-pagan homosexuals?...

Byron York Has A Scoop!

The tiny Washington Examiner presumably paid conservative reporter and teevee panelist Byron York a lot of money to lure him away from his senior correspondent perch at National Review. Everyone wants this guy, for his talent. But even he,...

IT WAS THE EVIL COMMIE LITERATURE MADE 'EM DO IT: A jubilant, revenge-seeking New York Times profile of the Watergate Jr. Four tells us that "they studied leftist activism of years past as their prototype, looking to the tactics...

Protect America, Melt A Communist

Erick Erickson harvested a mighty army of orcs and then instructed them to purchase 1200 pounds of rock salt as a special present for traitorous Maine-witch Olympia Snowe. But will Senator Snowe take the hint and melt? The Republican...

John McCain Begs Communist Russians For Illegal Money, Maybe

Since Barack Obama has a full 137.99% of the entire world's supply of dollars, John McCain now finds himself at a financial disadvantage! He's stuck with a pauper's sum of $84 million in "public" funds, which is what...

WHOA DENNIS KUCINICH MAKES EVERYONE CRAZY! You realize that all the speeches are stale bullshit and it's just a lot of background noise while Chris Matthews talks about his memories. But Dennis Kucinich just killed in here, with a...

Dems Are Commies Again!

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