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Mandatory musical accompaniment to this post, for when you decide to have a perfect day, getting MARRIED TO HEROIN. How do you throw a perfect...

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Did you know that the first black chairman of the RNC was fired on Martin Luther King Day? We are not going to look...

So you know that thing you do where you throw a party and even though you had a wonderful time and everyone had a...

Welcome to your First Annual rendition of "Mi Mamacita Communista." You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and...

Weep, weep, Wonkette, for your fallen prince Ken Layne. Okay, that’s enough. Oh, I see I might have scared you, since there is apparently...

Good morning from your Wonkette editor since, oh, 2006. It has been an exciting (terrible?) six years, hasn't it? There was old what's his...

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