Tag: comments

Breitbart Commenter Watch: Is This ‘Ms. Veteran America’ Pageant Terrible Or Merely The Worst?

So we know all true patriots love the Vets, and the Troops. But the folks at Dead Breitbart's House of Free-Floating White Male Rage aren't quite sure what to do with a remarkably anodyne rewrite of a CBS News...

The Stupidest Man On The Internet’s History Of Stupid Gay Stories: A Stupid Review

Rightwing blogger Jim Hoft came out Monday as a gay homosexual, and we decided to look at the careful line he walked: Condemning Islamic crimes against gays, while neither clearly supporting nor condemning gay rights in America.
Yes America is that dumb

Yr Wonket Beated Up A Idiot Today And It Was Great, Also Too

You mad, bro? You must be mad because you are like GAHHHHH and ARGHHHHHH and angry comments (which we do not allow) and angry tweets (which we mute) and angry MyFacePlace words (which we ignore) and OMG we even made the spitting rage...
Judgmental baby is judgmental

World Net Daily’s Funniest Stories Of 2014: Hmmm Er Well Okay!

You know that when conspiracy clearinghouse and Obama birther hub WorldNetDaily runs a large headline like this, you're going to regret clicking on it. But you also totally know you're going to click on it all the same: Was it,...

Deleted Comment Of The Day: ‘You’ People Take A ‘Dump’ On ‘Real’ Americans!

Hey, Wonkaroos! We know you're all just watching the Big Gummint Shutdown clock -- when it reaches midnight, don't forget to kiss a couple billion dollars goodbye -- but in case you're in the mood for a distraction (and...

Cosmic Fireballs, Water On Mars, And Why House Republicans Are Like Stoned Kids, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hey there, Wonketeers! It's time once again for another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. Fire one up and come on in. Sometimes it's just not a good idea to let the Stoned Kid drive. Many years ago a group of us were driving...

Deleted Comment Of The Day: ‘Your Face Is So Far Up Obama’s Ass…’

As you all know, Yr Wonkette does not allow comments, but if we did, we would certainly get a lot of interesting communications! For instance, we received this missive from "jsk" in response to Thursday's story about the...

A Children’s Treasury of Sincere Comments Praising Wal-Mart

Last week we mentioned that a half-dozen heirs to the Wal-Mart fortune own more than the 100,000,000 Americans at the wrong end of the U.S. Pyramid of Poverty, which is gigantic on the bottom and narrow in the middle...

Participatory Journamalism Experiment: Submit & Vote On Wonkette Stories!

Hello comrades. We have a mission for you, should you choose to click/accept it, etc. Wonkette Propaganda Industries & Co. is preparing a Digg-style story submission system to replace our current unwieldy and underutilized tips@wonkette mail list. What this...

Comment of the Day: ‘That’s Our Unicorn!’

In the Diminished Expectations Department, Obama's Justice Department persecuting Obama-lovin' leftists for having liberal ideals is one of those things that warrants a very reasonable response like, Eh I'm never voting again and also am going to BLOW UP...

Does Everybody Have Their New Wonkette Commenting Account?

Unlike the last time we had to switch commenting systems -- when we got gay-divorced from Gawker Media, going on three years ago -- this "move up" seems to have gone a hell of a lot better. How do...

Last Notes On the New System, With Apologies For Comment Hardships

As Glenn Beck once said during the Martian Civil War, one-score and four hours ago, your Wonkette embarked upon its first redesign since 2007, and the first comment/technology system change since the spring of 2008, when Hillary Clinton was...

Hilarious Weirdo Leaves Comment About Sarah Palin’s House (?)

What kind of insanity is Sarah Palin causing today? We were reading Wonkette alum Juli Weiner's thing at the Vanity Fair website about the Great Home-Depot Pre-Assembled Board-Wall of Wasilla when we stumbled upon a comment that may or...

George Washington Is A Terrible Coward

Any Commander of the Continental Army worth his salt should know that you can't go about Warring if one side moderates all Blogspot comments, on the Internet, approving nothing. Each side must stand in a line and shoot at...

THIS SINGLE COMMENT FROM SOME FREE REPUBLIC THREAD DESERVES ITS OWN POST: "reaganaut1," upon hearing that Barack Obama wants to impose a small tax on banks to recoup bailout funds, warns: "If Wall Street doesn’t grow a pair of...

NO WE DID NOT BAN YOU (YET): We don't know what's going on with the comments, either. But we have our comment boxes again, on our various machines, across this great land. HEADQUARTERS is maybe working on the "can't...