Tag: commenters

Please Nobody Tell The Yahoo! Commenters About Michelle Obama’s New Portrait

Do you know who Yahoo! commenters love? Hint: It is Michelle Obama! They love her very, very much, and when they call her "Moocow" and "Squatch" and "Sasquatch" and "Mooch" and "Silver-Backed Gorilla," it is not because of racisms...

There Are People In This World Who Simply Do Not Care For Michelle Obama

Internet commenters: they are the suck! (Present company ... excepted? Hmmm.) You cannot read any story about any person whose name ends with 'z' ('SPANICS) without getting an eyeful of the most insanely racist shit, the kind that makes...

Someone Should Step In Before White Supremacist Murderers Get Hurt

Two horrific mass shootings have rocked our world in the past few weeks. In Aurora, CO, an insane man walked into a theater and shot dozens of innocent people, leaving us with a hollow pit in our souls as...

Dow Soars 62% Since Obama Took Office; Do Stocks Have Liberal Bias?

It is time for the not-really-daily Daily Feature, Wonkette's Win of the Afternoon. Today's star comment notes that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has soared an astonishing 62% (sixty-two percent!) since the Kenyan Socialist Barack Obama seized the White...

‘Venomous, Obese, Gullible Imbeciles’ — Genius Describes Americans In One Perfect Paragraph

After today's news about yet another reason for the whole world to despise Americans, Wonkette commenters discussed ways of avoiding death by angry mobs while traveling abroad. Ideas included dressing in the costume of a Canadian, and probably "weeping...

FBI Raids Computers of Koch-Monster Scott Walker’s Henchwoman

Another of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's propagandists on the public payroll had her home and computers raided by the FBI and state police, on Wednesday. The "former top aide," Cynthia A. Archer, is currently on "paid sick leave" but...

Comment of the Day: ‘That’s Our Unicorn!’

In the Diminished Expectations Department, Obama's Justice Department persecuting Obama-lovin' leftists for having liberal ideals is one of those things that warrants a very reasonable response like, Eh I'm never voting again and also am going to BLOW UP...

Wonkette ‘Deceived By Satan’ Re: His Fave Grandma, Sarah Palin

Remember the Ironic Tale of crazy gun/god fanatic Sarah Palin being threatened by a crazy gun/god fanatic? Guess who doesn't like that kind of story? Crazy gun/god fanatics who are also Sarah Palin fanatics! Could this somehow result in...

Does Everybody Have Their New Wonkette Commenting Account?

Unlike the last time we had to switch commenting systems -- when we got gay-divorced from Gawker Media, going on three years ago -- this "move up" seems to have gone a hell of a lot better. How do...

TOP SECRET COMMINIQUÉ TO WONKETTE COMMENTERS: When the raven dives for a dragonfly and the dog barks at midnight, the monikers and pass-codes of the past will perish like art without patronage. What? Yes, this is an encrypted message,...

Dan Quayle’s Son Liked To Post Sex Comments On Website

Arizona Congressional candidate Ben Quayle had previously denied he was a contributor to a website called "Dirty Scottsdale" a few years back. But now he is admitting that he couldn't even get a blogging job with this site, which...

American Web Commenters Very Upset About Arab-Speaking Nations Getting Terrorist Version of Internet

If you are an elitist internationalist with a nancy-boy education, the news that internet top-level domains will now be available in other alphabets was probably not a direct threat to your precious freedoms and sexuality. You probably didn't even...

WIN OF THE AFTERNOON: Regarding the House special election in Florida that nobody talked about because it wasn't a "game changer" because a Republican didn't win, commenter JMP says: "I hadn’t even heard there was a special election going...

‘The Jesus Painting Yesterday’ Produces Obama Campaign-esque Artistic Revival

Well how about this! Jacksonville artist David Durrett sends this "real painting" (super-sized) to your Wonkette and writes, "I love Wonkette, and was inspired to do an acrylic response to the Jesus painting yesterday! Hope you like it!!" Yes...

Hey Freepers, Start A Thread, It Practically Writes Itself!

YES! Here is your Barack Obama giving the "most muslin speech ever" by wishing the terrorists "Ramadan Kareem" on "behalf of the American people, including Muslim communities in all 50 states." ("Ramadan Kareem" means "Merry Starvation Christmas," in Mexican.)...

THAT WAS LIKE HIROSHIMA AND RWANDA AND ANTIETAM COMBINED, TIMES DRESDEN, SQUARED: If you put your ear close enough to the monitor, you can actually hear the screams of devastation and carnage. The smoke from the wreckage can be...