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COMMENT OF THE DAY: “I remember when Batman told everyone to go shopping and to fly more to fight the Joker. Also, when he gave up golf for a few weeks. That was so brave to do, in this time of terror and war.” [George W. Bush Is Exactly Like Batman]

BY MANCHUCANDIDATE: “In 2007 a crack mercenary company was forced to testify in a senate hearing for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from minimal harsh questioning to their NC compound. Today, still paid by the government, they thrive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find the dough to pay for them, maybe you can hire Blackwater.” [Comments]

By COOZLEDAD, regarding the TIME Magazine horror plate: “Is that a barely discernible lipstick print on Clinton’s cheek? And that goofy ‘happier than a pig in shit’ grin? This has got to be some kind of hypnotic trigger for a wave of assassinations, or Cialis has mounted a huge subliminal campaign.” [Wonkette Comments]

Courtesy of CHICAGO BUREAU, in response to this: “GO CRY EMO BALD EAGLE.” [Wonkette Comments]

LIONEL HUTZ: “As a heads up to everyone: The next time you are attacked by an enraged black bear, drop to your knees and offer it $20 to suck its cock. This will keep you from becoming a statistic.” [Wonkette Comments]