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Look Upon This Comment Of The Day And Weep, Ye Mighty

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Okay, people, you can all just stop trying today. In fact, we might just as well take the rest of the week off until Kaili gets back from “vacation,” because today, the internet has already been won in the comments on our Colorado IUD Success Story Must Die piece. As you may recall, since it was just a few hours ago, the story noted that Colorado’s program to distribute birth control to young women had reduced both teen pregnancies and teen abortions by impressive amounts, which means that Republicans have to kill the program because that means teens are doing sex without life-ruining consequences, which just won’t do. Read more on Look Upon This Comment Of The Day And Weep, Ye Mighty…
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Your Comment Of The Day Is Short And Oh So Sweet

Come gather ’round ye olde interweb appliance, Wonkers, and share the joy of today’s Comment O’ the Day, chosen carefully from all the comments we happened to look at! In this morning’s post on the geniuses of Open Carry Texas getting a bit of a scolding from the NRA, we found this gem from Treasured Wonkette Commenter “ingloriousbytch,” who put it quite succinctly: Congrats Open Carry! You’ve officially become the NAMBLA of the gun movement! We were thinking something along similar lines, like they are to the Second Amendment what Larry Flynt is to the First, but frankly, “ingloriousbytch” nailed it. Congratulations! A donation in your name has been made to The Human Fund! Read more on Your Comment Of The Day Is Short And Oh So Sweet…
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Your Comment Of The Day Is Pure Wall-Punching Goodness

Hey, kids, you know what we haven’t done in a while? This very thing here, what we are doing right this moment: Wonkette’s Comment Win of the Afternoon, the feature where we heap praise upon an especially brilliant comment, which is odd, since Wonkette does not allow comments. Let’s see who our lucky winner of an “iPad” is! Read more on Your Comment Of The Day Is Pure Wall-Punching Goodness…
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Deleted Comment Of The Day: ‘Your Face Is So Far Up Obama’s Ass…’

As you all know, Yr Wonkette does not allow comments, but if we did, we would certainly get a lot of interesting communications! For instance, we received this missive from “jsk” in response to Thursday’s story about the nonrevelations in the Benghazi hearings: What a poorly written article. How can anyone be taken seriously who obviously doesn’t even have the intelligence to pass 3rd-grade English. Either that or your face is shoved so far up Obama’s ass that you can’t see well enough to proof read your own work. And the reason your face is up his ass, is because he has once again been caught with his pants down. Anyone who thinks it’s okay for a U.S. president to abandon Americans under attack on American soil and then fabricate a preposterous story to save his own skin, is as disgusting an individual as Barack Obama himself. Impeachment is too good for him. He should be tried and executed by a military firing squad. We guess we have been put in OUR place! INPEACH! Then EXECUTE TO DEATH! Also, too, while we are not into that sort of thing at all, we would not be the least bit surprised if it turned out that Barack Obama’s ass tasted of mangoes and honey, with strong undertones of ass. Read more on Deleted Comment Of The Day: ‘Your Face Is So Far Up Obama’s Ass…’…
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Comment Of The Day: Libertarian Sexts Edition

What is liberty? Where does the freedom to eat your neighbor’s cat intersect with, er, your neighbor’s cat? No one can ever know. It is ineffable and unknowable, like fuckin’ God, man! But we can know about commenter Nesnora’s date with a Libertarian, in response to today’s brilliant and wonderful and insightful and just plain fuckin’ terrific post What We Learned From The Nice Libertarian Fellows At 1:30 In The Morning In A Detroit Hotel Bar, and that is that dating a Libertarian has one side effect. Pure Fear. Read more on Comment Of The Day: Libertarian Sexts Edition…
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Wonkette Comment Of The Day: Balls Edition

What what? What’s this? Comment of the Day is back? Yes, because Wonkette operative “chascates” sent us hardly any tips today. Enjoy it while it lasts, because we are disinclined to honor implied promises like “of the day” except when it suits us/we are bored. Nonetheless! The competition was fierce. Would it be Donner_Froh? Or AnnieGetYerFun? How about Doktor StrangeZoom? SCREW YOU GUYS NO IT WOULD NOT BECAUSE THOSE ARE NOT ABOUT BALLS! Drumroll, please. Read more on Wonkette Comment Of The Day: Balls Edition…
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‘Venomous, Obese, Gullible Imbeciles’ — Genius Describes Americans In One Perfect Paragraph

After today’s news about yet another reason for the whole world to despise Americans, Wonkette commenters discussed ways of avoiding death by angry mobs while traveling abroad. Ideas included dressing in the costume of a Canadian, and probably “weeping under the bed at a hotel.” But commenter GregComlish wins the afternoon with his comment: Read more on ‘Venomous, Obese, Gullible Imbeciles’ — Genius Describes Americans In One Perfect Paragraph…
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Comment of the Day: ‘That’s Our Unicorn!’

In the Diminished Expectations Department, Obama’s Justice Department persecuting Obama-lovin’ leftists for having liberal ideals is one of those things that warrants a very reasonable response like, Eh I’m never voting again and also am going to BLOW UP AMERICA, even though such a response will also result in Obama’s Justice Department persecuting you. But our prize-winning Commenter of the Day notes that we just need to put all of this in perspective, and only then is it appropriate to weep openly and respond to all of Obama’s fund-raising spam with violent rhetoric, which will also lead to Obama’s Justice Department persecuting Obama’s supporters, again, forever. Read more on Comment of the Day: ‘That’s Our Unicorn!’…
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Glenn Beck Fans Can’t Spell Glenn Beck’s Name, Either

It’s time for a special late-night edition of Oh Dear God the Glenn Beck People Are Still Trying To Comment On Wonkette. But first, a special contribution to the “Tea Party Racists Will All Listen To NPR Now” post from the other day. This person wants us to know that it’s okay to be racist, because Bill Clinton and Joe Biden were “enthusiastic members of the KKK.” We forgot about that! Read more on Glenn Beck Fans Can’t Spell Glenn Beck’s Name, Either…
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‘Worthly Wokette Skum’ Will Not Stop St. Christine From Cleansing DC’s Sins

If the Tea Party Era has taught us anything, it’s that America’s problems go far beyond common illiteracy. There’s something much stranger and more horrible at work within the shrunken heads and giant bellies of the Teabaggers. They just might be space alien parasites, trying hard to fit in and basically succeeding. Think about it: If a blog comment anywhere else on the Internet included the line, “You do not have a clear worthly Wokette skum,” would anyone even notice? Read more on ‘Worthly Wokette Skum’ Will Not Stop St. Christine From Cleansing DC’s Sins…
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Words of So Hateful Tone: ‘You Talking About Kill and Insults?’

There’s nothing quite like finding a bizarre, illiterate comment in the moderation queue and having no idea what it’s referencing. In many ways, this is the greatest part of being a Wonkette editor: being pummeled by random waves of anonymous insanity, wondering if these people live nearby, or if they’ve figured out where Washington is, in relation to the Rite-Aid where they pick up their insulin and oxycontin. Today’s winner, for example, would like to lecture Wonkette on the topic of “you talking that he’s to start something and you talking about kill and insults,?” Read more on Words of So Hateful Tone: ‘You Talking About Kill and Insults?’…
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Wonkette ‘Deceived By Satan’ Re: His Fave Grandma, Sarah Palin

Remember the Ironic Tale of crazy gun/god fanatic Sarah Palin being threatened by a crazy gun/god fanatic? Guess who doesn’t like that kind of story? Crazy gun/god fanatics who are also Sarah Palin fanatics! Could this somehow result in a “Comment of the Day” feature on your Wonkette? Oh yes it can! “I hope the hate and lies get cleaned out of your heart someday,” types this person, with compassion. But why is this commenter threatening to perform savage open-heart surgery on us? We don’t even have a pickup truck full of guns! Read more on Wonkette ‘Deceived By Satan’ Re: His Fave Grandma, Sarah Palin…
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Regarding John Edwards’ long-delayed admission that he knocked up that new-age video gal and made her hide his baby all this time, commenter Vewol Mevemont says, “That child is the grandson of a mill worker.” And that, friends, is made of WIN. Read more on …
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WIN OF THE AFTERNOON: In response to this post about bulbous adulterer crybaby Newt Gingrich twit-bitching about Sonia Sotomayor while he was visiting Auschwitz (!) today, Wonkette commenter GuruKalehuru offered this sad assessment of America’s dumbest fad for old people: “This twitter thing is going to be like the new ‘It was the alcohol talking.’ Or it should.” Read more on …
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: “I remember when Batman told everyone to go shopping and to fly more to fight the Joker. Also, when he gave up golf for a few weeks. That was so brave to do, in this time of terror and war.” [George W. Bush Is Exactly Like Batman] Read more on …
 

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