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Your Wonkette Facebook Comment Of The Week Is Short, Sweet, Vulgar. Like US!

And now, in case there were any question that it's a slow news week, our Facebook Comment of the Week, on our story about those Bigot Aryan Twins who are sick and tired of the Gay Agenda constantly having...
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Look Upon This Comment Of The Day And Weep, Ye Mighty

Okay, people, you can all just stop trying today. In fact, we might just as well take the rest of the week off until Kaili gets back from "vacation," because today, the internet has already been won in the...

Your Comment Of The Day Is Short And Oh So Sweet

Come gather 'round ye olde interweb appliance, Wonkers, and share the joy of today's Comment O' the Day, chosen carefully from all the comments we happened to look at! In this morning's post on the geniuses of Open Carry...

Your Comment Of The Day Is Pure Wall-Punching Goodness

Hey, kids, you know what we haven't done in a while? This very thing here, what we are doing right this moment: Wonkette's Comment Win of the Afternoon, the feature where we heap praise upon an especially brilliant comment,...

Deleted Comment Of The Day: ‘Your Face Is So Far Up Obama’s Ass…’

As you all know, Yr Wonkette does not allow comments, but if we did, we would certainly get a lot of interesting communications! For instance, we received this missive from "jsk" in response to Thursday's story about the...

Comment Of The Day: Libertarian Sexts Edition

What is liberty? Where does the freedom to eat your neighbor's cat intersect with, er, your neighbor's cat? No one can ever know. It is ineffable and unknowable, like fuckin' God, man! But we can know about commenter Nesnora's date...

Wonkette Comment Of The Day: Balls Edition

What what? What's this? Comment of the Day is back? Yes, because Wonkette operative "chascates" sent us hardly any tips today. Enjoy it while it lasts, because we are disinclined to honor implied promises like "of the day" except...

‘Venomous, Obese, Gullible Imbeciles’ — Genius Describes Americans In One Perfect Paragraph

After today's news about yet another reason for the whole world to despise Americans, Wonkette commenters discussed ways of avoiding death by angry mobs while traveling abroad. Ideas included dressing in the costume of a Canadian, and probably "weeping...

Comment of the Day: ‘That’s Our Unicorn!’

In the Diminished Expectations Department, Obama's Justice Department persecuting Obama-lovin' leftists for having liberal ideals is one of those things that warrants a very reasonable response like, Eh I'm never voting again and also am going to BLOW UP...

Glenn Beck Fans Can’t Spell Glenn Beck’s Name, Either

It's time for a special late-night edition of Oh Dear God the Glenn Beck People Are Still Trying To Comment On Wonkette. But first, a special contribution to the "Tea Party Racists Will All Listen To NPR Now" post...

‘Worthly Wokette Skum’ Will Not Stop St. Christine From Cleansing DC’s Sins

If the Tea Party Era has taught us anything, it's that America's problems go far beyond common illiteracy. There's something much stranger and more horrible at work within the shrunken heads and giant bellies of the Teabaggers. They just...

Words of So Hateful Tone: ‘You Talking About Kill and Insults?’

There's nothing quite like finding a bizarre, illiterate comment in the moderation queue and having no idea what it's referencing. In many ways, this is the greatest part of being a Wonkette editor: being pummeled by random waves of...

Wonkette ‘Deceived By Satan’ Re: His Fave Grandma, Sarah Palin

Remember the Ironic Tale of crazy gun/god fanatic Sarah Palin being threatened by a crazy gun/god fanatic? Guess who doesn't like that kind of story? Crazy gun/god fanatics who are also Sarah Palin fanatics! Could this somehow result in...

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Regarding John Edwards' long-delayed admission that he knocked up that new-age video gal and made her hide his baby all this time, commenter Vewol Mevemont says, "That child is the grandson of a mill worker."...

WIN OF THE AFTERNOON: In response to this post about bulbous adulterer crybaby Newt Gingrich twit-bitching about Sonia Sotomayor while he was visiting Auschwitz (!) today, Wonkette commenter GuruKalehuru offered this sad assessment of America's dumbest fad for old...

COMMENT OF THE DAY: "I remember when Batman told everyone to go shopping and to fly more to fight the Joker. Also, when he gave up golf for a few weeks. That was so brave to do, in this...