Tag: coming out

Rihanna Is Your New President Of Helping People Be Gay

There are so many things to be sad about in the United States Of The World. Syrian refugees, Donald Trump, the "Ziki Fly," Justin Bieber, Ted Cruz's penis, terrorism, the Duggar series reboot ... you name it. If you want...
And unto Felicia he said BYE

Pope To Fire Everyone Who Makes Him Think About Gays Or Kim Davis

The Vatican-induced whiplash continues! Pope Nice-Nice is mad-mad and he's not going to take it anymore, we guess, from ANYBODY. Can everybody just please let him do his undercover-poping in peace? In the wake of the pope's little non-meeting...
Lance Sanderson, with gay stripes all over him.

Catholic School Sends Gay Boy Home For A Week To Think About How Gay He’s Been

Remember that kid from Memphis, Gay Lance Something-Or-Other? If you don't, NO, he did not build a clock, that boy was a Muslim, not a gay! Lance Sanderson is a senior at a Catholic boys' school called Christian Brothers,...
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High School Principal Will Not Have Graduation Sullied With Gay Valedictorian, No Siree!

So here is a story that happened, about an asshole high school principal in Longmont, Colorado, who couldn't bear to let this year's class valedictorian -- that means "the best student in the class," FYI -- deliver his speech,...
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Southern Baptists Unfriend California Congregation For Insufficient Gay-Hating

The Southern Baptist Convention voted unanimously to expel a California church that was entirely too friendly to gay homosexuals, bringing order back to the cosmos and making clear that unlike other issues, such as divorce, there is no room...

Arizona Legislature Has One More Gay To Discriminate Against

How's about a round of applause for Arizona state Sen. Steve Gallardo, who was moved by the recent excitement over the state's discrimination-is-awesome bill to come out as gay today. "I am gay, I am Latino and I'm a state...

Anderson Cooper Admits He Is Attracted to Men, Not The Other People

CNN hurricane guy Anderson Cooper, whom a full 100% of the American population has witnessed making out with dudes at one point or another, has an announcement! "The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and...

James O’Keefe Dances and Sings In Flamboyant YouTube Musical

For reasons which are sort of obvious, James O'Keefe donned his favorite Village People construction worker costume -- the one with the assless chaps -- and then sang a song about Mary Landrieu. What? "Dancing" and auto-tuned vomit starts...

Congresslady Jean Schmidt Secretly Agrees With The Birthers, Except This One Time By Mistake She *Publicly* Agreed With The Birthers

Everyone very warmly congratulate Jean Schmidt (R-OH), who has bravely and accidentally come out as a Birther. Lo! Observe as Jean Schmidt is accosted by a rabid blond female Birther wearing some kind of decorative traditional headdress of war....

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