Tag: comics curmudgeon

At Last, There Is A Website For Your Homoerotic Presidential Fan Fiction

Greetings, Wonketteers! Your Comics Curmudgeon has been given permission by Wonkette's lovely editrix to promote a pet project here: Hail to the Slash, a crowdsourced repository of slash fiction about presidents and presidential candidates, having sex, with each...

Emergency Cartoon Violence: Dick Morris Has Some Terrible/Hilarious Cartoons On His Website

Haha, remember when your Comics Curmudgeon used to literally read every single political cartoon barfed out by America's political cartooning class, every week, and then make fun of them all for your amusement? Your Comics Curmudgeon remembers this,...

Your Comics Curmudgeon Has Written a Fancy Book

What has famous Wonkette columnist/ex-editor Josh Fruhlinger been up to, since he was so lazy that he decided to stop writing a few easy Wonkette posts in the morning? Obviously, he is just spilling soft drinks on his belly...

Cartoon Violence Forever!

By the Comics CurmudgeonHoly crap! Your Comics Curmudgeon got an email from Jack Stuef about "Retro Day" at Wonkette or some crap like that, and was all like, "Yeah, I could get in on that, good times," and...

Boehners Today, Boehners Forever!

By the Comics CurmudgeonHello, everybody! Your Comics Curmudgeon has been lying low for a bit, because of the election madness, fearful that Speaker of the House John Boehner will be sending out his goon squads to round up...

Happy Halloween Midterm Horror!

By the Comics CurmudgeonHooray, Tuesday will be the election, for real! Then we won't ever have to worry about politics ever again, at least until mid-January, when Speaker Boehner orders us all to be rounded up and put...

Horrible Things That Go In Your Mouth

By the Comics CurmudgeonThe Wonkette empire was of course built on ass-fucking, but the prudes of American journalism have a problem with depicting anal sex in mainstream political cartoons. This despite the fact that it's an act perfectly...

Cartoon America Finally Starts Paying Attention To Midterms

By the Comics CurmudgeonDid you know that the campaign for the 2010 midterm elections are finally underway? "Wait a minute, hold up," you're saying, if you're the sort of person who reads this site, "hasn't the midterm campaign...

Anchor Babies Are the Future

By the Comics CurmudgeonIt is hard to move Lindsey Graham to anger, but once moved, his rage is implacable, and only a constitutional amendment can satisfy him. Lindsey is mad at babies, of course -- babies who have...

Nation Of Hobos (and Demons)

By the Comics CurmudgeonAs our nation's level of unemployment continues to skyrocket, we must ask ourselves: Are we all hobos, now? Answer: yes. But how will this affect the hobo sector of the American economy, which has...

Oily, Sticky Cartoon Sex

By the Comics CurmudgeonHas the long, oily nightmare of oil spewing out of the Earth's crust in the Gulf of Mexico finally ended? Maybe! BP seems to think so, and they sure haven't been wrong on this...

America’s Saddest Birthday Ever

By the Comics Curmudgeon Birthdays are always a riot when you're young, right? The cake ... the presents ... the party ... it's your day, and your parents are the ones who organize the whole thing. But as...

Happy Fun Cuddly Cartoon Violence

By the Comics CurmudgeonNormally this feature only brings you terrifying visions of nightmare horror, like rivers of blood and naked Dick Cheney and such. Editorial cartoons are full of these things, because editorial cartoonists think that they're "edgy," and...

Things To Electrocute And/Or Screw

By the Comics CurmudgeonIs there any more poignant word in the English language than "avuncular"? Literally meaning "in the manner of an uncle," it has come to denote the sort of interactions that you might have with a...

The Triumphant Return Of Cartoon Violence (And Horrible Manimal-Things)

By the Comics CurmudgeonHey, everybody, did you miss your Cartoon Violence? I'll bet you did! Your Comics Curmudgeon missed you too, though I have to say that I didn't miss wading through hundreds of political cartoons on...

Cartoon Violence Against the Preborn

By the Comics CurmudgeonIf you're like most right-thinking Americans, you're probably wondering, "What does the mainstream media have against precious, precious babies that have yet to choose to leave their mothers' wombs yet, anyway? Why are these elitists all...