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Dadgum bumblebee-belchin' hoopdy bumbler mcdoo Fred Thompson, the former Senator who was convinced to "run for president" in 2008 because he drove a pick-up...

Your Wonkette woke up at 3 a.m. this morning and has been refreshing CNN's Situation Room blog every 9 seconds without interruption since, longing...

Uh oh, some blowhard who's written a book called The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Founding Fathers recently saw a lady using food stamps...

Where have all the DC hoodoo men gone? Time was you could find a good hoodoo man to bless a mojo bag as easily...

Thank God (not Allah) that we have Charles Krauthammer to lead the hearts and minds of our country. Krauthammer, you will be shocked to...

Wonkette Weeping Eagle winner Charles Krauthammer is doing his best to prove he earned it. Today he wonders why Obama has "modesty" about America...

We said there was no cure! Quarantine the "Twitter part" of the Internet now please. UPDATE: Meg annotates this very confusing Twitter message with...

If you read ONLY ONE important (for national security) Washington Post column today, let it be this divine half-drunk prattling from Queen and Spokeswoman...

It has happened -- IT! YOU KNOW OF WHAT WE SPEAK. Jonah Goldberg and Kathryn Jean Lopez have officially merged to become the ultimate...

As Gawker points out, this comical footnote is the douchiest possible way Mark Penn -- or anyone, ever -- could have ended his Wall...

The batshit crazy Washington Times published a hilarious column from creepy actor Jon Voight yesterday, and we missed it, because who reads the fucking...

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