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The Snake Oil Bulletin: It Sure Is Tough To Know Whether Or Not You’ve Had Brain Cancer

Extree! Extree! Step right up for your weekly dose of flim-flam and phooey, your beloved Snake Oil Bulletin! For today’s edition, we have a few follow-ups to previous stories we’ve covered. So pull up a seat, pour yourself a heaping cup of coffee for your enema, and let’s dive right into today’s selection with the return of Belle Gibson. Read more on The Snake Oil Bulletin: It Sure Is Tough To Know Whether Or Not You’ve Had Brain Cancer…
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The Snake Oil Bulletin Sifts Through The Pseudoscientific Dingleberries Of Dr. Mehmet Oz

Too old for this shit.
Welcome back, pilgrims! It’s good to see you’ve returned to your old friend the Snake Oil Bulletin, the weekly compendium of the latest horsepuckey to plop itself right here on our beloved interwebs. Now normally we focus on a smattering of stories to whet your woo woo whistle, but this week we’ve decided that special devotion should be reserved for a brave, beleaguered hero, that duke of duplicitous drivel, Dr. Mehmet Oz, MD (Malarkey Dipshit). Dr. Oz has had quite the adventure over the past year, but as you’ll soon see, it takes a lot to keep a poppycock peddler down. Read more on The Snake Oil Bulletin Sifts Through The Pseudoscientific Dingleberries Of Dr. Mehmet Oz…
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Seeks Permission To Outsource White House To Foreigners

Americans, we need to band together. Not you fake-Americans what who love the gehys and messicans and blahs and all the creepy different people who are ruining this country white folk rightly earned by killing off the people who were here before. We need Real AmericansTM to stop our country from being overrun by damn forriners (and not those guys who sing Juke Box Hero cause they ROCK). First, we have a Kenyan socialist dictator spiking footballs, and then the House of Representatives was bullied by a Moose-cock sucking Canadian! Now dirty eastern Europeans want in on the action, per Page Six: Action star and former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been lobbying for support to change the law to allow him to run for president in 2016, Page Six has exclusively learned. Why don’t we just hand over the keys to the nukelur codes to the United Nations?!?  Read more on Arnold Schwarzenegger Seeks Permission To Outsource White House To Foreigners…
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Daily Caller Terribly Upset By Production Of Vagina Monologues That ‘Outlaws White Vaginas’

Eric Owens has what may be the easiest job at Tucker Carlson’s Home for the Chronically Angry — he’s the “Education Editor.” So basically, his job is to find news items about teachers who say dumb things, professors who hurt conservative students’ delicate sensibilities, and, his favorite topic, the “national epidemic of schoolteachers having sex with underage students,” because of course government schools are hotbeds of perversion — just one more reason to do away with them. And don’t even get him started on higher education, where the professors are all Marxist radicals and the students are either indoctrinated drones or privileged burnouts, with a few victimized conservatives thrown in for readers to sympathize with. Which is why late last week, Owens found it necessary to pretend to be Very Concerned about the terrible oppression of white feminists: Read more on Daily Caller Terribly Upset By Production Of Vagina Monologues That ‘Outlaws White Vaginas’…
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Somebody Told A Guy Obama’s Columbia GPA Was Only 2.6, Daily Caller Takes 4 Pages To Explain

The immense national controversy over Barack Obama’s college records has heated up to almost lukewarm with today’s breathless Daily Caller story about an anonymous Columbia University alum who says that an unnamed official at Columbia told him that Obama’s GPA at the school was 2.6. This unimpeachable (get it?) info-bombshell, coming in the wake of Donald Trump’s game-changing offer to give money to charity in exchange for the release of Obama’s college transcripts, somehow merits four pages of excited speculation, including but not limited to the ritual sacrifice of a chicken and the subsequent examination of its entrails. Read more on Somebody Told A Guy Obama’s Columbia GPA Was Only 2.6, Daily Caller Takes 4 Pages To Explain…
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A PARAPHRASE OF HIS 2006 COLUMBIA COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS, PROBABLY: “How many fucking times do I have to go to fucking New York this week? How many fucking times can you fucking graduate from fucking Columbia?” – John McCain, biological father of Meg McCabe, Columbia ’07/Twitter ’10. (Game Change, p. 238.) In lumine Tipster “Dave P.” videbimus lumen! Read more on …
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Spiderman To Heal America At 9/11 Party

Some folks have found a copy the CNN schedule for tonight’s Service Nation Presidential Candidates Forum at Columbia University, on 9/11. Following remarks from the president of Columbia University and the governor of New York and before remarks from 9/11 families, John McCain, and Barack Obama, the famous movie star Tobey Maguire will speak about 9/11 and Service. Sure, why not? Because Tobey Maguire did study physics at Columbia University, in the children’s comic book film Spiderman 2. [Cryptome, Radar] Read more on Spiderman To Heal America At 9/11 Party…