Nobody likes a narc, Jeff.
Details, details. Do 9 million children really need healthcare that much? They don't even VOTE.
Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
You can't tell ARTISTS what kind of ART they're supposed to make. Gah, you gays.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
These kids today with their crazy slang!
Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.
Nazi furries: The fandom menace.
If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
Nature: What is it good for?
We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.
DRUMROLL PLEASE or whatever people say.
Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)
Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.