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Tag: colorado

Bravely taking to his feet / He beat a very brave retreat

Obamacare Supporters Scare Colorado Republican Away, Hold Gross ‘Cough-In’ At Trump Restaurant

Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.

America Didn’t Want All That Pretty Federal Land Anyway. Thanks, House GOP!

Nature: What is it good for?

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

The Top Ten Posts Of 2016 Will Keep You From Crying Your Pants Off On New Year’s Eve!

DRUMROLL PLEASE or whatever people say.
Looks more like Dr Evil every year.

Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)

Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Donald Trump Has Only The Best, Yoogest Vote Fraud (Just Kidding It Is Weak And Sad)

Donald Trump knows how to fight rampant voting fraud -- with SELECTIVE voter fraud.
Wait, she lets her kid stand WHERE?

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 7, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 16, 2016.

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
This is really going awfully well for him, isn't it?

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 1, 2016

You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!

Hillary Clinton Inspires America’s Little Girls To Become Corporatist Shills, Or President

Hillary Clinton would like to have a word with you young ladies out there: Get yourselves elected.
Whatever. This is just a minor setback

Demons (Probably From Gay Animals) Drive Total Kook Gordon Klingenschmitt From Colorado Statehouse

Colorado god-botherer Gordon Klingenschmitt, one of our favorite rightwing loons, lost his primary bid for the state Senate. Whatever will he do now? Probably keep being a hateful douche.

‘I’m Not Racist, I Just Think Obama Is A Monkey,’ Part 5,364,296,431,509,876,608

Colorado GOP official posts meme featuring a still of Reagan feeding a chimpanzee, with the text 'I’ll be damned … Reagan used to babysit Obama.'

Fox Doc Keith Ablow Being A Jerk To All The Lazy, Potted-Up Millennials. That Is Wonkette’s Job!

Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.

Senate Sunday: Colorado Republicans Go Do Some Election-Fraud Crimes!

This 2016 election is not looking all that great for the Republicans holding on to the Senate. Democrats only need to pick up five seats to retake control, and with Donald Trump at the top of the ticket, the...

Stoners Do Good, Save All The Homelesses In Colorado With Their Pot Tax Dollars

Instead of paying money to send people to jail for possession, Aurora, Colorado is taxing it and then doing good stuff with the money.
Probably what this dude's cakes look like.

Colorado Supreme Court Tells Gay-Hatin’ Baker To Go Choke On Some Cake Batter

Dig a fresh grave, y'all, we gots another Christian martyr to bury: The Colorado Supreme Court will not hear the case of a cake shop owner who refused to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples. That means the appellate court ruling...