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Wonkagenda: Monday, October 3, 2016

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Well Of Course Undocumented Immigrants Are Helping Build Donald Trump’s New DC Hotel

How's this for a shocker? Turns out that there's a whole bunch of immigrant construction workers -- some in America legally, some here illegally, and some who crossed the border illegally and then got legal status -- who are...
Can't believe they kept these wild photos!

DEA Gets Its Very Own Colombian Hookers-N-Blow Scandal

Members of the Secret Service have to be feeling pretty relieved that theirs is now not the only federal agency with an embarrassing hookers-in-Colombia scandal. Agents from the Drug Enforcement Agency allegedly had "sex parties" -- and possibly even...
There are very few pulp novels about Cartagena. Market opportunity!

Terrible Obama Covers Up 25-Year-Old Volunteer Gettin’ It Wet With Prosties

We are apparently supposed to be outraged and scandalized by this new wrinkle on the 2012 Secret Service Sexxytime Scandal: It wasn't just Secret Service agents foolin' around with hookers before Barack Obama's April 2012 trip to Cartagena, Colombia....
Clint! Clint! Clint!

Secret Service Didn’t Notice Bullets Hit White House, Is That Bad?

Sometime today Julia Pierson, the director of the Secret Service, will sit at a witness table in front of the House Oversight Committee and its chairman, the always execrable Rep. Darrell Issa, and try to answer a few questions....
Jackass

STFU Joe Scarborough And Other News You Can Maybe Use

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend. And drivin' on the highway. And stuff. Here's a dumb question: Here are some better questions: Don’t those men who said those things have a responsibility to...

Colombian Politician Deliberately Overdoses On Boner Pills, Loses Caucus

An unidentified 66-year old municipal official had to have his penis surgically removed after injuries sustained when he “enthusiastically overdosed on Viagra,” according to doctors. Just in case anything else in the story could be thrown in to make...

Barack Obama Finally Gets A Sex Scandal

"Wheels up, rings off," amirite Secret Service? Maybe! Everything we know about this sexxxy new scandal we learned from Twitter! What else does Twitter have to tell us about the #SecretService getting bom dia-ed in Colombia? * Pay your prostitute...

It’s A Fun Political Ad, From Colombia!

Well how about that. The Colombians -- the people who make bloggers' cocaine -- also make a special detergent with fabric softener that turns hard shoes into pretty flowers, to be thrown at George W. Bush. Who would ever...

The Only Difference Between RSS And USSR Is U, And Facebook

For years, McCain has been serving as imperial warrior-king of Colombia. He is tasked with pleasuring the leader of "Chiquita" (a leftist banana terror group) and ruling FARC, which is "Acorn" in Spanish. Palin says that she would tell...

Crazy Times For Walnuts McCain and America

Nobody is too enthused about this whole McCain deal, and time is slowing to a crawl as the Voting Public and News Media realize they need to pretend to care about this until a week after Halloween, which seems...

Colombians Heart Clintons