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A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
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We Think We’re Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.
Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!
HOW MANY RUSSIANS CAN YOU FIT IN ONE (1) TRUMP TOWER?
What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!
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EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT.
How are pro-Trump idiots responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian conspiracy confessions? This is how.
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That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
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