Tag: cold war

Secretary Of Defense ‘Diamond And Silk’ Explains How Hillary Clinton Gave Russia Its First Nukes Ever, In 2010

What? They are not the Secretary of Defense yet? Give Trump time.

On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018

Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

Knock Knock, Ivanka, FBI Calling! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 2, 2018

Vanky and Jared both under SO MANY 'vestigations, panicked Ben Carson trying to give his dinette money back, and White House staffers are stuck on the Trump train.

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama’s Real Birf Certifkit

BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.

Obama’s Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don’t Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.

Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.

Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017

Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!

Intelligence Experts Agree: Russia 5 To 10 Years Behind In Meme Technology

They're Russian dancing memes / They might be going to extremes / They've got confusing Cold War themes / Is it as clumsy as it seems?

RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016

The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!

Bob Dole Stands Erect For Taiwan; Firmness Achieved By All This Money On The Nightstand

Congratulations to Bob Dole on achieving a hard position on U.S.-Taiwan relations and keeping it up so long.

Donald Trump’s Campaign Manager Curious About This ‘Constitution’ You Keep Mentioning

Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!

What Else Did Vladimir Putin Steal From the DNC?

Exactly how many nudie pictures is the DNC emailing around to itself?

Why Can’t Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.
Carpe abyssium

Gaze Long Into The Trump Foreign Policy And It Gazes Back Into You: A Wonksplainer!

Reading Donald Trump's Wednesday interview with the New York Times, we were struck by the thought that he actually hates America. Holds it in contempt, at least, and thinks it's a pathetic thing that might be just salvageable by the super-genius...