You’re going to get it e-mailed to you eventually, so just bite the bullet and watch Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton on the Colbert Report. Be proud: She gives as good as she gets and gets into the flow of even Colbert’s most caustic jokes. MORE »

• Stephen Colbert is so huge, he’s both “in” and “out” at the same time. [MSNBC]

• The New York Times: helping the terrorists any way they can. [McSweeneys]
• The Ted Stevens clip-art guide to the internet. [Meryl Yourish]
• Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales confuses in-flight magazine feature with actual power, launches site to increase “intelligence” of politics. [American Way; Central Campaign Wikia]