Yesterday, we discussed how the Republican National Committee is performing extensive research to find substitutes for certain unprintable words that have wonderful ways of goosing voter turnout. Wonkette operative James Del went under double-secret cover to secure images of the actual survey supposedly sent out by the RNC to college students. Truly alarming ‘agree/disagree?’ questions, after the jump! MORE »

We should all thank the nation’s first black president, Bill Clinton, for one thing tonight: getting that whiny runt Obama to learn the use of “code words,” a great tool for defeating Republicans. MAYBE THIS IS BILL’S STRATEGY? MORE »