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Polar Bears, Hippies And Scary Cover Bands End Iraq War!

Hurrah, Wonkette made a movie! We went to D.C.’s McPherson Square, which has been overrun by lefty protest group Code Pink. They have tents and will probably live there forever, because of the Subprimes. Combine the lameness of Washington D.C. with a vague, day-long protest and there’s only one possible result: a big lady, an old beardy man and a polar bear dancing to a Rage Against The Machine cover band. The Iraq War will have no choice but to stop immediately. More photos and videos from “on the ground” coming shortly! [YouTube] Read more on Polar Bears, Hippies And Scary Cover Bands End Iraq War!…
 

Anti-War Polar Bears Run Amok In D.C.

Wonkette Operative “Trey” reports live from the action: “Protesters had closed off the intersection at 14th & K, putting police style yellow tape between the stop lights, dancing around with polar bear outfits and shitty music, assaulting random businessmen and drawing chalk graffiti all across the intersection.” More eyewitness craziness after the jump! Read more on Anti-War Polar Bears Run Amok In D.C….
 

Code Pink Protesters Lay Siege To Union Station

Washington D.C. is a riot zone today, as Code Pink lefty protesters and various other George Washington and Georgetown University douchebags are protesting the Iraq War. On its birthday, of all times! We’ll be checking out some of these fun, artful protests later today, but feel free to send us any wonderful operative pix you take on your own! Otherwise, enjoy this video of Code Pink’s anti-war “freeze-in” at Union Station yesterday afternoon. It will take a nation of simulated mannequins to stop this war. [YouTube via Nikolas Schiller] Read more on Code Pink Protesters Lay Siege To Union Station…
 

‘Rat Swarm’ Rumors Cripple Washington

Fears of a massive rat & roach spring swarm have crippled much of the District this evening as horrified office workers and other war profiteers watch major thoroughfares blocked off by mounted police while 20-foot-tall “rat proofing” concrete barriers are raised from Georgetown to Foggy Bottom. Law enforcement officials are keeping quiet about the real reasons for the horror stampede, and many locals fear for their lives. What the living hell is going on? Read more on ‘Rat Swarm’ Rumors Cripple Washington…
 

Condi Waxes Brazilian

Having to beg from Congress with those awful red-handed Code Pink hausfraus mocking you isn’t a very nice way to start your week, but Condi Rice got rewarded with a two-day fiesta in Brazil! Yay! Join the Condi Carnival, after the jump! Read more on Condi Waxes Brazilian…
 

OCTOPUS PROTEST IN HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING

Our Hart Senate Office Building operative writes: “In progress! Code Pinkers and a giant octopus spotted!” The operative has been ordered to send a picture of the giant octopus in question, alive, OR SHE IS FIRED FROM THE INTERNET. Read more on OCTOPUS PROTEST IN HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING…
 

Hillary Gets Pink’d

newVideoPlayer("Hillary_Heckled.flv", 475, 376);Hillary Clinton had a run-in with Code Pink — the lefty protest group whose previous hits include going batshit in Condi’s grill and fucking around with Politico — at a campaign stop yesterday, and she heckled back! Briefly and tersely! Barack Obama probs would’ve like, hugged the protester, because he’s all soft and babyish and stuff. Check it out in the above clip from this morning’s Fox & Friends, at the end of which one of the hosts says, “I would be for tasing anyone in Code Pink.” Meh, it would be more fun to just tase Andrew Meyer again. [via Raw Story] Read more on Hillary Gets Pink’d…
 

A totally unbiased organization called Family Security Matters has released a list of the most dangerous organizations in America. Terror cells? Secret Masonic cabals? Roving bands of mad bioterrorists? Nope! It’s mostly web sites. And Code Pink. Oh, and all colleges and universities. Wonkette didn’t make the list. Read more on …
 

Crazy People Make Stand Against Crazy Person

Let this video of Code Pink members protesting Sen. John McCain be the final statement on BrianWilsongate. And let this comment in the YouTube thread be the final, final statement. Finally. Read more on Crazy People Make Stand Against Crazy Person…
 

Code Punk’d

Why is anyone in Washington surprised that a protester interrupted Iraqi PM Nouri Kamel al-Maliki as he addressed Congress? Sure, it was rude of Code Pink member Medea Benjamin to scream over the speech after Karl Rove worked so hard translating it into Arabic. But let’s focus on the real suckers here: the Capitol police. How hard is it to pick Medea Benjamin out of a crowd? This is what she does – she scurries into big Republican events and ruins them. And she even looks like Cindy Sheehan. Here she is at the 2004 Republican convention, when she interrupted George W. Bush’s acceptance speech. That’s the kind of thing you remember, isn’t it? If instead of crashing speeches she was bouncing checks, every CVS in her neighborhood would have a snapshot of her and a note: “Don’t sell her anything. She crazy.” If you’re a Capitol cop reading this, stop hitting Cynthia McKinney for a second and print this out: Now slide it into your wallet. You’re welcome. Read more on Code Punk’d…