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These People Do Not Like War, In Denver

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

On our 17-mile march from downtown Denver to “The Perimeter,” which is a police blockade at least another 17 miles from the actual Pepsi Center, we ran into these friends. Thousands of riot cops, thousands of hippies, thousands of blocked crossways and pedestrian routes to The Perimeter. They are protesting Barack Obama’s War in Iraq, as well as the fact that anyone is dying anywhere in the world. Let’s immanentize their eschaton, after the jump. MORE »


George Bush Heckled At Thomas Jefferson’s Slave Mansion

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Hello everyone. How were your Fourth of July weeks? Well that’s wonderful. The worst Fourth of July experience this year was probably that of Jesse Helms, who hilariously died. But important founding father Thomas Jefferson also died on the Fourth of July (five, ten years ago-ish), and that’s why President Bush spent his holiday at Jefferson’s house, Monticello, among the ghosts of his “mocha” bastard slave children. And then RADICAL LEFT protest group Code Pink harassed him a bunch of times, just like they did every day when Jefferson lived his naked life with Sacagawea. [YouTube]


Polar Bears, Hippies And Scary Cover Bands End Iraq War!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008


Hurrah, Wonkette made a movie! We went to D.C.’s McPherson Square, which has been overrun by lefty protest group Code Pink. They have tents and will probably live there forever, because of the Subprimes. Combine the lameness of Washington D.C. with a vague, day-long protest and there’s only one possible result: a big lady, an old beardy man and a polar bear dancing to a Rage Against The Machine cover band. The Iraq War will have no choice but to stop immediately. More photos and videos from “on the ground” coming shortly! [YouTube]


Anti-War Polar Bears Run Amok In D.C.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Darth Vulture -- photo by Russ' co-workerWonkette Operative “Trey” reports live from the action: “Protesters had closed off the intersection at 14th & K, putting police style yellow tape between the stop lights, dancing around with polar bear outfits and shitty music, assaulting random businessmen and drawing chalk graffiti all across the intersection.”

More eyewitness craziness after the jump! MORE »


Code Pink Protesters Lay Siege To Union Station

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008


Washington D.C. is a riot zone today, as Code Pink lefty protesters and various other George Washington and Georgetown University douchebags are protesting the Iraq War. On its birthday, of all times! We’ll be checking out some of these fun, artful protests later today, but feel free to send us any wonderful operative pix you take on your own! Otherwise, enjoy this video of Code Pink’s anti-war “freeze-in” at Union Station yesterday afternoon. It will take a nation of simulated mannequins to stop this war. [YouTube via Nikolas Schiller]


‘Rat Swarm’ Rumors Cripple Washington

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Ben, you're always running here and there Fears of a massive rat & roach spring swarm have crippled much of the District this evening as horrified office workers and other war profiteers watch major thoroughfares blocked off by mounted police while 20-foot-tall “rat proofing” concrete barriers are raised from Georgetown to Foggy Bottom. Law enforcement officials are keeping quiet about the real reasons for the horror stampede, and many locals fear for their lives. What the living hell is going on? MORE »


Condi Waxes Brazilian

Monday, March 17th, 2008

OMG!!Having to beg from Congress with those awful red-handed Code Pink hausfraus mocking you isn’t a very nice way to start your week, but Condi Rice got rewarded with a two-day fiesta in Brazil! Yay! Join the Condi Carnival, after the jump!

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OCTOPUS PROTEST IN HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Our Hart Senate Office Building operative writes: “In progress! Code Pinkers and a giant octopus spotted!” The operative has been ordered to send a picture of the giant octopus in question, alive, OR SHE IS FIRED FROM THE INTERNET.


Hillary Gets Pink’d

Monday, November 19th, 2007


Hillary Clinton had a run-in with Code Pink — the lefty protest group whose previous hits include going batshit in Condi’s grill and fucking around with Politico — at a campaign stop yesterday, and she heckled back! Briefly and tersely! Barack Obama probs would’ve like, hugged the protester, because he’s all soft and babyish and stuff. Check it out in the above clip from this morning’s Fox & Friends, at the end of which one of the hosts says, “I would be for tasing anyone in Code Pink.” Meh, it would be more fun to just tase Andrew Meyer again. [via Raw Story]


Thursday, October 25th, 2007

A totally unbiased organization called Family Security Matters has released a list of the most dangerous organizations in America. Terror cells? Secret Masonic cabals? Roving bands of mad bioterrorists? Nope! It’s mostly web sites. And Code Pink. Oh, and all colleges and universities. Wonkette didn’t make the list.