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The best newspaper on the face of the earth — the Idaho Statesman — reports that some random gay people called the “National Gay and Lesbian Task Force” are trying to nix liberal bloggers’ would-be meal ticket: The Senate ethics investigation into Larry Craig. WHY? WHY MUST YOU HATE US, MEAN GAY PEOPLE?? MORE »

David Phillips — The Great White Bear, the Poofter, the legend who suffered a “Santorum-laced” evening with Larry Craig in 1987 so that our children might live in a better world — appeared on the Sirius OutQ radio show with Michelangelo Signorile last Friday. There, he discussed the two most important things ever: license plates and sex with Larry Craig. Check out the full audio at Pam’s House Blend.

Larry Craig’s alleged pickup dishes on the Mike Signorile show [Pam's House Blend]
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From Florida Today: “5:42 p.m…. A jury found state Rep. Bob Allen guilty of sex solicitation in his trial in Viera.”

So sad. Not the verdict, just that the trial is over. Can we have another? [Florida Today]

Yesterday afternoon, the jury and defense team in the Florida trial of ex-state Rep. Bob Allen boarded a retard bus for a field trip, no permissions slips required. They “milled around Space View Park … and took turns peering into the men’s restroom where state Rep. Bob Allen encountered the undercover Titusville police officer” (the one he wanted to play Special Happy Friends with). And although the defense is claiming that the visit helped their case, it, um, kinda didn’t? MORE »

Florida Today’s brilliant liveblogging of the Bob Allen penis trial continues with day three of hilarious “he said/he said” (h/t Larry Craig) misunderstandings. The trial is expected to go all aftern–

Oh wait! The trial won’t resume until tomorrow morning, because they’re taking a field trip to the hot dog factory itself. MORE »

“Twenty Dollar” Bob Allen’s trial for cocksmoking is now in its third day, and the toothpaste is alllllll coming out. Again. More of it. Unfortunately we can’t spend the whole day following the disgraced Florida state representative’s trial, as we’d like to, but the divine newspaper Florida Today is liveblogging it (or at least making semi-regular updates to the same story). MORE »

Washington state’s Columbian newspaper landed a short phone interview with disgraced, bottom-dwelling ex-Rep. Richard Curtis yesterday, and while we dutifully made jokes about the 10-15 total words Curtis said, the article’s best part was its second commenter, a charming lad/lass named Reese Mackenzy. While it’s still unclear whether Mackenzy is a human or a spambot, (s)he lended provocative insight into the GOP sex scandal mindfuckery, things the “Demrats” have blinded themselves towards. For example, did you know that “Most men at one time or another have made love to another dude”? I know right?? After the jump, Reese’s enlightening comment in full. MORE »

It’s Blowvember second, and we’ve already got two new bits of closeted gay sex! One is the principal of a Catholic school, the other is a former Daytona Beach city commissioner and mayoral candidate. We’re going to break the record this month, people. No toothpaste must remain in the tuber! MORE »

America’s news MVP of the week, Washington state’s The Columbian, spoke to gayish ex-state Rep. Richard Curtis this morning in his first interview in two days. They only chatted briefly on the phone — so briefly that the Columbian only quoted him twice. Fortunately, both quotes are kinda funny. MORE »

Are YOU a social conservative who publicly denounces gay sex? If yes, then you probably had gay sex last month! Cocktober 2007 was a whirlwind of hypocrisy on the Republican side; and as much as last month proved that our country probably only has five to six more years before it finally implodes, well… did you have a good time watching it all cum down? Let’s let the toothpaste out of the tuber and bring in Blowvember by honoring that which came before it with… A gallery of 2007’s Cocktober All Stars! MORE »

Republican state Rep. Richard “I have not had sex with a guy [while not wearing women's lingerie]” Curtis has resigned from the Washington legislature, after letting all of his toothpaste out of the tube. [The Columbian]