cocktober
Florida Politicians Sure Do Love Paying For Sex
How many elected officials in the state of Florida have to be discovered on a list of clients at a brothel before Your Wonkette deigns to write about it? One? Two? Three? Oh, no, wait, we guess it’s only two. So, noted central Florida pimp Mark David Risner, what sort of politicians did you lure [...]
Taiwan Animators Fantasize About Carl Paladino’s Gay Campaign
Who knew Carl Paladino would be so much fun, what with his homosexual gay-man night clubs and the boobies and the gay parades? We thought he was just an ignorant boring gazillionaire creep who forced racist porn on his underlings!
Mark Foley’s Name Will Be Cleared!
A long time ago right before this current presidential campaign began, in 2006, there was a charming middle-aged Florida bachelor congressman named Mark Foley who loved to masturbate while typing dirty messages to the boy-children who served as Congressional pages. Occasionally, he would show up drunk at the boy-page barn and demand some action. There [...]
A New, Very Gay Larry Craig Court Reply
Liberal Elitist Democrat Wins ‘Twenty Dollar’ Bob Allen’s Florida Seat
Pelosi Already Checked The Computers For Porn, Ok?
‘Twenty Dollar’ Bob Resurfaces in Rolling Stone
Dickcember: Plenty of Toothpaste in Tuber
Cocktober… Blowvember… ???
Ultimate Price of Bob Allen’s Sucky Fun: $400K
Bob Allen Sentenced, Resigns :(
Downer Gay People Ruining Fun!
David Phillips Talks Poofter, Larry Craig on Radio
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