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In an interview with Beliefnet, Mike Huckabee says some things that will shock no one:

Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal. Again, once we change the definition, the door is open to change it again. I think the radical position is to make a change in what’s been historic.

After the jump, we try our best to parse this wonky legalese. MORE »

* If you care to make eye contact with anyone tonight, we advise you to click this link, help these poor people and read nothing else in today’s sick Metro Section. [Sour N Sweet]
* “I’ve killed over 60 men … and I’ve never been to war… many of the men were totally surprised to see me again … it was the last face they saw ….” [CL]
* “if a guy wants me to swallow his cum, I tell him that we’ll do a “test run” first — meaning he’ll cum on my stomach and I’ll take a taste test of it AND he has to taste it as well. This rule was implemented long ago after the toxic cum guy. And to date, 5 of the guys tasted their own cum (and I’ve tasted myself as well).” [CL]
* “All in favor of sending Chelsie Clinton to Iraq ….” [CL]
* ” I’m not getting any younger and I really, really want to bang the hell out of my 26 year old step daughter.” [CL]

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