All industry wants is a place at the table. And to own the table. And to charge rent for the other places...
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.
Turns out Donald Trump may not be able to force everyone to work in a coal mine after all.
Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!
Donald Trump's "energy policy" is as bogus as his conspiracy theory about China inventing global warming. We even need to tell you this?
Liz Cheney won the Republican primary for the open House seat in Wyoming, putting her on a path to eventual Overlordhood.
Hey, unemployed takers, were you encouraged by the Make America Work Again plan revealed at the Republican National Convention last night? Turns out that all we really need is a pick, shovel and some gumption, and we'll all be...
Donald Trump just loves coal and oil, they're just tremendous and terrific. YOOOGE.
Shortly after the president concluded his final State of the Union, Breitbart -- the internet's shrieking, shit-throwing chimpanzee colony -- decided to "fact-check" the speech. It went as badly as you'd expect. Because we really love rubbing salt in the wounds of human beings as...
Negotiations on an international climate deal are scheduled for December, and a couple of the Republicans' top climate change deniers in Congress aren't going to let Barack Obama and a bunch of scientists ruin America. Not on their watch. Sen....