Tag: coal

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!

Trump Kills Study Of Mountaintop Removal Mining Before It Hurts Health Of Coal Companies

If science gets in the way of profits, it's obviously biased science.

Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017

We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!

Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

You Can’t Sue The ACLU For Telling You To Fuck Off, Bob

Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.

Trump EPA Head Cleans All That Dangerous ‘Science’ Out Of EPA’s Science Board

All industry wants is a place at the table. And to own the table. And to charge rent for the other places...

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
Haw haw, fuck you, Earth!

Bureau Of Land Management Web Page Swaps Out Dumb Nature Pics For Beautiful, Lovely COAL

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.

TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017

Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.

Mmmm, This Coal Water Tastes Like Freedom!

Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.