TV Idiot Nicole Richie Endorses Obama
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Many years ago there was a television show called The Simple Life, in which two wealthy, jabbering fools toured the country making fun of poor people. There was a fat idiot and a skinny one, and then the fat one also became skinny, and that is when she finally earned the respect of all America! And now this gal has a babydaddy, and they went to Coachella where all the classy rich people go to watch their Prince, and that is when the very important news broke that they are both voting for Barack Obama, the candidate of rich morans everywhere. [Us Magazine]
Many years ago there was a television show called The Simple Life, in which two wealthy, jabbering fools toured the country making fun of poor people. There was a fat idiot and a skinny one, and then the fat one also became skinny, and that is when she finally earned the respect of all America! And now this gal has a babydaddy, and they went to Coachella where all the classy rich people go to watch their Prince, and that is when the very important news broke that they are both voting for Barack Obama, the candidate of rich morans everywhere. [Us Magazine]
At the end of the annual, massive Coachella music festival in California this weekend, Roger Waters of Pink Floyd launched a big inflatable pig into the sky, seen here. It’s a political statement about endless war or some other liberal gripe. On the pig’s Hopeful underbelly, however, was the word “Obama” (that’s French for “Cheez-it”) with a checked ballot-box next to it. So if Obama were a pig, and Roger Waters were American, he would vote for the Obama pig. [