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Now that Ben Carson is giving Donald Trump a run for his (or someone's) money, DJ Trump is pretending to take Carson's claims about his past as...

"Doctor" "Ben" "Carson" -- if that is even his real name, and we have reason to doubt -- has some real cool inspirational stories...

Ben Carson is so angry at CNN he almost seems fully awake at times. He's really cheesed off over the network's attempt to investigate claims he...

Remember that time The Media spent three months breathlessly BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!!! reporting rumors from anonymous sources that Joe Biden was totally going to run...

Mitt Romney was apparently sitting around in his bathrobe last week, riding up and down his car elevator, when some scheduler from CNN remembered...

Let's get a couple things out of the way right now. Lincoln Chafee (D-Used To Be R, Then I) is never going to be...

Ben Carson, having solved the problems of mass shootings and the Holocaust by explaining how to rush the shooters and/or fight off the SS...

Pursuant to his well-conceived campaign strategy of lobbing baseless hyperbolic gibberish bombs, Donald Trump just surprised the nation by letting us know the unemployment...

Wow, do we have rotten ostrich egg all over our faces. After foolishly suggesting Carly Fiorina's Big Lie about seeing video of a still-alive leg-kicking aborted...

CNN announced Monday that it had revised its rules for the first Democratic primary debate so that Old Handsome Joe Biden can participate, if...

Last week, Ben Carson, who is currently just about tied with Donald Trump as the frontrunner for the Republican nomination, laid some of his...

The Republican debates had so many weird moments that it's hard to keep track of them all. Bobby Jindal explained that the arrest of...

So, about that big Donald Trump sausage party last night, the one that Carly Fiorina crashed like a common girl who doesn't know how...

Our favorite young gadget geek Ahmed Mohamed, that dangerous 14-year-old Texan clock terrorist,* got a mention in the Kids Table Debate Wednesday night. CNN's...

It's time again! It's been over a month since the last time the Republican candidates met up to cry in unison about how they're...

CRU-CI-FY! CRU-CI-FY! CRU-CI-FY! Oh, we are just joshing, nobody wants Kim Davis crucified. (OR DO WE?) Wingnuts, though? Remember that time they lost their whole...

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