Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.
Now that this guy's gone, who'll make the KKK respectable?
Heck yeah, America, this is where we are right now!
Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.
BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.
THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE DISINFECTED!
Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!
Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!
Seriously, he's just barking at the UPS guy now.
Let's learn some new 'Alternative Facts'!
It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
Books: What have they ever done for us?