Tag: cnn

Rachel Maddow Not Falling For Dumbass Trump-Russia Forgeries, So Don’t Even Fucking Try

Stop what you're doing and watch this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

The Student Becomes The Master Of The Stupidest Man On The Internet

If we don't blow them, who will?

Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :(

They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY?

CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork’s Life, By Not Doxxing Him

Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes.

Open Thread: Donald Trump Does Thing. Whatever.

In which the President of the United States of America tweets a video of himself wrestling the CNN logo.

Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?

This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Got Her Ass Handed To Her, And It Was Glorious

Oh, you will want to watch this!

James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’

Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Sean Spicer Simply Too Fat To Brief Press These Days

What the hell is going on with the White House Press Briefings?

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

CNN Showed Up To Cover Muslims’ Anti-ISIS Protest, So Obvs CNN Faked The Whole Thing

You only think you're reading this. There. Blew your mind.

If Only There Were Some Sort Of ‘Affordable’ ‘Care’ For Canned Racist Breitbart Writer

Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.

OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up

Can this story be over now please?