Stop what you're doing and watch this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
If we don't blow them, who will?
They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY?
Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes.
In which the President of the United States of America tweets a video of himself wrestling the CNN logo.
This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.
A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.
Oh, you will want to watch this!
James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’
Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?
Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
What the hell is going on with the White House Press Briefings?
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
You only think you're reading this. There. Blew your mind.
Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.
Can this story be over now please?