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CNN Pipeline, their exclusive online streaming video service, is FREE FREE FREE today! So you can watch live coverage from a stationary camera of a boat stuck in mud! Without paying a dime! MORE »

CNN Pipeline is replaying CNN’s coverage of 9/11 in real time and as it happened. It’s just as you remember it from that dark day: jerky, pixellated, and constantly rebuffering. And with occasional, inexplicable gaps in the tape, like the one seen above, taken from just after the South tower collapsed. It presumably hides the moment when Sandy Berger called in to CNN cackling and accepting full responsibility for the attacks on America. MORE »

After streaming the Ahmadinejad news conference, “Pipeline 2″ stayed with their feed of an Iranian network about a minute too long. It was, as we’ve long suspected, way more entertaining than American TV. MORE »

On this, the most pointless of patriotic holidays, we pause to… well, do something. Something flag-related, probably, but we don’t really know what. We’d think barbeques, but it’s a Wednesday and the weather’s kinda crappy. What kind of patriotic holiday is allowed to happen on a Wednesday? And we don’t even get a half-day? Fuck the flag, man. This is bogus.

All-media Flag Day Coverage Roundup, after the jump. You know you’re excited.

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We just went to the CNN Pipeline video thing to maybe catch a few minutes of the President’s speech to the Small Business Administration, but, uh, they seemed to have preempted it in favor of this:

Yeah, MilesCam. From Miles O’Brien’s office webcam. We’re assuming Miles O’Brien’s office is in one of CNN’s headquarters, so you might think they’d have, like, real cameras, but that wouldn’t be as plugged in as a webcam. Yes, CNN Pipeline: Catchin’ up with 1996! MORE »

Wait, who?! Snow? McClellan? CHENEY?

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