Tag: cnbc

That debate Tuesday night sure was somethin'! It was like, you know, Republicans, on a stage, and they were on the Fox Business Network,...

Oh, do you have your DVRs set and your babysitters called and your sex lube procured for tonight's SUPER-EXCITING REPUBLICAN DEBATE? Yes, they're going...

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion...

President Doesn't Give A Fuck is out there again, Not Giving A Fuck. He spoke Tuesday night at a DNC event, and what do...

After a brief attempt to collectively bargain for kinder, gentler debate rules -- Republican presidential candidate workers of the world, unite! -- the whole scheme...

This is so pathetic, even we feel sorry for the Republican Party. Yes, we, Yr Wonkette, always first in line to instruct Republicans on the various...

Did you guys watch CNBC's shitty GOP Debate? True to their "First In Business" tagline, those free market champs gouged America with pay access...

It would appear that Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus has failed to read his Wonkette yet again. We sexplained Thursday that anybody who...

On Wednesday, Americans watched the third Republican presidential debate. Well, some Americans, anyway. The ones who could afford it. Because, in case you needed reminding, freedom isn't...

Wednesday night's (very dumb) CNBC Republican debate had barely ended before the RNC and individual campaigns were whining and kvetching -- to reporters, their moms, to...

Remember how we watched the bottom four GOP losers fight with each other about who has to drop out first? Of course you do, it...

It's time for another round of Four Losers Polling At Zero Percent, trying to make you go "Oooh!" and "Ahhh!" and "Sooo presidential!" (Spoiler:...

While second-tier loser Republican Lindsey Graham was getting his drank on and talking about how it "sucks" to be a second-tier loser stuck at...

HOORAY AND HALLELUJAH, it's the day absolutely everybody in the world has been waiting for, when the Republicans still running for president come together...

Bobby Jindal, in his 3,574th last-ditch bid for attention, briefly threatened to walk away from Wednesday's second-tier who-cares smelly losers debate on CNBC, which...

Here is a thing we didn't really expect to see in 2015: a mainstream press article (sorta mainstream, at least -- CNBC.com isn't exactly...

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