Tag: clowns

Giggleclown John Kasich Will Tickle America’s Kids At Contested GOP Convention

Everybody pull out your glitter guns and your streamers, because John Kasich The Moderate Huggy Cuddlebear wants to throw a party for all the kids! And since he's pretty sure he's going to be crowned Prince Of Republicans at...
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Bob Dole: Evil Clown, Or Evilest Clown?

In case you missed what could be the pivotal last-minute issue that decides the control of the Senate, (or just as likely, doesn't), it would appear that a lot of Kansas Republicans are either genuinely outraged or perhaps pretending...

Iowa Starting To Remember It Never Really Liked Newt Gingrich

New poll proves it: the unwashed schizophrenic GOP primary voter hordes in Iowa are growing bored of saggy fat suit Newt Gingrich. Oh sure, DETAILS, Newt Gingrich still has the upper hand in the state's angry clown knife fight...

Parody Human Donald Trump Drops Out of His Own Dumb GOP Debate

Donald Trump, America's leading advertisement for burning all rich people to death in vats of poison waste oil, has bravely decided to follow all the GOP candidates for president by dropping out of the clown-show Republican debate he was...

Tea Party People Bilked of $19 Million With Phony Wingnut TV Scheme

A group of Tennessee conservatives say they were easily bilked out of $19 million because some guy said, "Hey give me all your money and I will make a Tea Party TeeVee Network, all about your favorite subject: yourselves."...

Michele Bachmann’s Hurricane Irene Joke About God Caught On Video

Drooling pill addict Michele Bachmann continues to blurt clownish things so that YouTube will have more joke clips. What now? Oh just something super funny about Hurricane Irene, and God, and how God punishes America and kills 40 innocent...

Dumb Old Man Wanks To John McCain’s Daughter

America's conscience, the Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen, has discovered a bright new light on his teevee screen! Let's see, is there some vapid, invented political-media personality from 2008 that might impress this confused oldster as he navigates the...

CNN Fires Rick Sanchez, But Not For Obvious Reason of Being Dumb

CNN, the once-influential news channel that for the past several years employed a mouth-breathing fool as its main daytime news reader, has finally fired this mouth-breathing fool. Was Rick Sanchez let go because he is an insult to the...

Clown Tries Out Comedy Routine At Public Meeting-Riot

In the Los Angeles suburb of Bell, California, several hundred angry citizens showed up at a city council meeting to demand that four of their five council members resign for earning exorbitant salaries and letting the town become an...

Teabaggers Are Just 2% of American Population

America's most exciting political movement (according to newspapers that are all going out of business) is the Tea Party! Never before has this nation seen such "energy" (fat white people in lawn chairs) or "passion" (racist, misspelled signs). From...

Fine, Here’s Your Barack Obama Comedy Routine

White House Correspondents' Banquet! It was like a massive oil spill, but of shit, instead of oil. Last we heard from Jim Newell was at 12:44 a.m., by the way: "I am at msnbc afterparty. There are hamburgers and...

Political Cartoons Become Self-Aware; Humanity Doomed

By the Comics Curmudgeon People, have you seen the famous terrible violent movie this summer, where the Batman is yelling angrily at the robots who became sentient and killed us all? And then also the other similarly terrible movies...

Wait, Is It Even Possible To Parody Tea Party Birthers?

And how do we know, for sure, that this video is satirical in nature? Maybe that "Funny or Die" website just spent all weekend searching the YouTubes for the most insane example of current Birther pop art. Hell, it's...

Sarah Palin Pisses On Ronald Reagan’s Grave

Sarah Palin is so super-maverick-y now that she won't even honor her vow to make a speech at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, where she was scheduled to speak at the Simi Valley Republican Ladies Group Fund-raiser for Republicans,...

Al Franken Now Beholden To Republican Special Interests

The newly installed stooge/senator from Minnesota, veteran circus performer Al Franken, had to wait, what, eight months to assume office? And during that time he frittered away many an hour in court, wasting the People's Money on the frivolous...