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New York State’s Senate Remains Comically Dysfunctional, By The Way

Ha ha, guys, remember the summer of 2009, which was before the 2012 elections that made liberals so cocky and even before the 2010 elections that made conservatives so cocky? It was after the 2008 elections, which made liberals so cocky! Among other things that happened in ’08, the New York State Senate, which had been controlled by the Republicans forever, finally flipped over to the Democrats — for about five minutes, until Republicans wooed some Democrats over to their side and there was an embarrassing stretch when everything descended into madness and people were literally locked out of the Senate chambers, and Monica Seles’s boyfriend was involved, somehow. Well, it’s 2012, and liberals are cocky again and the New York State Senate will once again (maybe) (probably) have a narrow Democratic majority come January … oh except wait, guess what’s happening all over again, you’ll never figure it out in a million years guess. Read more on New York State’s Senate Remains Comically Dysfunctional, By The Way…
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Scary Loser Scott Lee Cohen Will Be Governor of Illinois

Alleged hooker-girlfriend-having/domestic abuser and admitted steroid eater and pawnbroker Scott Lee Cohen is planning to run for governor of Illinois, as an independent. It’s a job for which literally everyone in America is qualified. Cohen won the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor in February after the media had neglected to pay him any mind, because they were too busy twittering “It’s so cold UGH!!!!” or whatever. But they woke up and outed him as a super-strain version of the standard Illinois politician-wackadoodle, and the Dems read the news reports and freaked. So Cohen took his kid to a bar and quit the race. And that’s the end of that, right? NO. HE IS BACK. Read more on Scary Loser Scott Lee Cohen Will Be Governor of Illinois…