Tag: clothes

Luxury T-Shirt Material ‘Cotton’ Now Even MORE Expensive

The price of cotton is going through the roof (not really though). Usually when things become more expensive it is because Goldman Sachs fucked with the commodity markets, again. But not this time! This time you can blame Asia,...

Sarah Palin Forced To Steal Clothes After Losing Luggage

Sarah Palin flew to Idaho overnight to campaign for a congressional candidate who thinks Puerto Rico is a state -- of the United States, not of Mexico, which it is -- when she lost her luggage. The professional snowbilly...

Palin Cleared Of Wrongdoing In Expensive-Clothes Scandal That Rocked Nation

Sarah Palin's long sartorial nightmare is over, as the Federal Election Commission finally decided that the bazillions of dollars spent on her pacifiers, Italian couture jackets, and Victoria's Secret lingerie were legal. Palin's clothes did not constitute "personal use...

Republicans Need To Buy Their Own Damn Clothes

The number one problem facing everyone in the Republican party right now is that they cannot bring themselves to foot the bill for their own clothing, and this ends them up in terrible scrapes. Like Sarah Palin, the amiable...

Stock Up On Your Urban Gear At Commonwealth’s Big Sale

If you happen to be in that life stage where the only "cool" clothes you can afford are from the Gap, Forever 21 or H&M, you will be happy to know that Commonwealth is having their annual Winter Blowout...

Sarah Palin’s Clothes Are In Trash Bags

Garbage queen Sarah Palin outraged all of America with her extravagant purchases of royal garments during her short, embarrassing reign as a vice presidential candidate. OK to be fair Sarah Palin did not actually buy the clothes; that was...

Palin Clothing Tab Rises To $180,000

Cast your mind back to late October, when $150,000 still seemed like a lot of money. That's how much the Republican National Committee reported it had spent to date on Sarah Palin's silken royal costumes and tastefully selected haute...

Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus

The Republican equivalent of being sent to the gulag is babysitting Sarah Palin, and this thankless task has fallen to former Bush staffer and current McCain employee Nicolle Wallace. What unspeakable sin did Wallace commit in order to be...

Rogue Sarah Palin Called Liar By McCain Campaign

Ha ha ha, is there any chance McCain could still drop this grandstanding moron and pick Romney or somebody, er, less stupid and embarrassing? Sarah Palin just said, on the record, that the $150,000 clothes aren't hers. "Those clothes,...

Sarah Palin Wearing Hobo Togs Now

Last week Sarah Palin was exposed as a vulgar fraud for parading around various poor white trash rallies in gazillion-dollar suits made by foreign elite gays and financed by a shadowy hedonist cabal called "the RNC". She didn't say...

BREAKING: MCCAIN ISSUES BOLD, AUTHORITATIVE DEFENSE OF PALIN SHOPPING SPREE

"She needed clothes at the time." Yeah, c'mon, what don't you punks understand? EAT SHIT, CRITICS. These liberal media types don't realize that clothes aren't free. This isn't Communist Russia, although reporters obviously want it to be -- a...

Sarah Palin May Have To Pay Income Tax On All Those Fancy Clothes

In the tank ABC reporter Jake Tapper has spoken to a purportedly "well-respected" tax attorney who believes that Sarah Palin will have to declare that $150,000 worth of fancy convention clothes as income, because her excuse that they were...

A Guided Tour Of Obama’s Elitist New Designer Clothing Boutique

The right wing hasn't been able to fully brand Obama as a GAY yet, as they did to John Kerry (Gay Trademark: being French) and Al Gore (Gay Trademark: fucking dudes). But Obama's trying to help them out...

‘Vanity Fair’ Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Snappy Dresser

They even called her "our commander in sheath"! Michelle Obama officially joined Vanity Fair's International Best Dressed List, while Cindy McCain sat at home and wept into her Chico's catalog.

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate

Rudy’s Head, “Trunk” Held High