Tag Archives: clothes

  hipsters will soon be wearing ironic t-shirts about the price of cotton

Luxury T-Shirt Material ‘Cotton’ Now Even MORE Expensive

The price of cotton is going through the roof (not really though). Usually when things become more expensive it is because Goldman Sachs fucked with the commodity markets, again. But not this time! This time you can blame Asia, for its multifarious droughts and other natural disasters: Read more on Luxury T-Shirt Material ‘Cotton’ Now Even MORE Expensive…
  sad tales of heroism

Sarah Palin Forced To Steal Clothes After Losing Luggage

Sarah Palin flew to Idaho overnight to campaign for a congressional candidate who thinks Puerto Rico is a state — of the United States, not of Mexico, which it is — when she lost her luggage. The professional snowbilly grifter never wears adult clothes on planes, of course, so she had to “borrow” dress clothes from someone who is now never going to see those clothes again. Read more on Sarah Palin Forced To Steal Clothes After Losing Luggage…
  justice delayed

Palin Cleared Of Wrongdoing In Expensive-Clothes Scandal That Rocked Nation

Sarah Palin’s long sartorial nightmare is over, as the Federal Election Commission finally decided that the bazillions of dollars spent on her pacifiers, Italian couture jackets, and Victoria’s Secret lingerie were legal. Palin’s clothes did not constitute “personal use of campaign funds” because the funds in question came from the RNC instead of the McCain/Palin campaign. Read more on Palin Cleared Of Wrongdoing In Expensive-Clothes Scandal That Rocked Nation…
  cheapskates

Republicans Need To Buy Their Own Damn Clothes

The number one problem facing everyone in the Republican party right now is that they cannot bring themselves to foot the bill for their own clothing, and this ends them up in terrible scrapes. Like Sarah Palin, the amiable Alaskan parasite whose popularity plunged after it turned out the money-soaked Republican National Committee was paying for all her suddenly tasteful clothes. Read more on Republicans Need To Buy Their Own Damn Clothes…
  looking fly in dc

Stock Up On Your Urban Gear At Commonwealth’s Big Sale

If you happen to be in that life stage where the only “cool” clothes you can afford are from the Gap, Forever 21 or H&M, you will be happy to know that Commonwealth is having their annual Winter Blowout sale from Jan. 30-Feb. 8. Buy any two items and get one FREE (and this applies to their fabulous collection of sneakers, too). Read more on Stock Up On Your Urban Gear At Commonwealth’s Big Sale…
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Sarah Palin’s Clothes Are In Trash Bags

Garbage queen Sarah Palin outraged all of America with her extravagant purchases of royal garments during her short, embarrassing reign as a vice presidential candidate. OK to be fair Sarah Palin did not actually buy the clothes; that was the fault of the evil Republican National Committee, who wanted to make her look like a spendy fashion whore who delighted in wasting people’s campaign contributions on fancy designer suits she never wore while jabbering endlessly about old-fashioned American values. The point is, all these clothes are now sitting in trash bags at RNC headquarters in Washington, which is a National Shame. Read more on Sarah Palin’s Clothes Are In Trash Bags…
  spendthrifts

Palin Clothing Tab Rises To $180,000

Cast your mind back to late October, when $150,000 still seemed like a lot of money. That’s how much the Republican National Committee reported it had spent to date on Sarah Palin’s silken royal costumes and tastefully selected haute couture for her rapidly multiplying hillbilly brood. It turns out that, in the final tally, the RNC did not spend 150K after all — they spent $30,000 more than that. Read more on Palin Clothing Tab Rises To $180,000…
  sexist clothing shenanigans

Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus

The Republican equivalent of being sent to the gulag is babysitting Sarah Palin, and this thankless task has fallen to former Bush staffer and current McCain employee Nicolle Wallace. What unspeakable sin did Wallace commit in order to be saddled with this terrible burden? Only History will tell. But for now she insists it is awesome to hang out with Sarah Palin all the time, and also she did not buy her all those clothes like Fred Barnes said she did. Read more on Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus…
  rogue dingbats

Rogue Sarah Palin Called Liar By McCain Campaign

Ha ha ha, is there any chance McCain could still drop this grandstanding moron and pick Romney or somebody, er, less stupid and embarrassing? Sarah Palin just said, on the record, that the $150,000 clothes aren’t hers. “Those clothes, they are not my property.” And then a senior adviser on the McCain campaign tells CNN that Palin’s lies “were not the remarks we sent to her plane this morning.” [Ben Smith/CNN] Read more on Rogue Sarah Palin Called Liar By McCain Campaign…
  everything she does is tacky

Sarah Palin Wearing Hobo Togs Now

Last week Sarah Palin was exposed as a vulgar fraud for parading around various poor white trash rallies in gazillion-dollar suits made by foreign elite gays and financed by a shadowy hedonist cabal called “the RNC”. She didn’t say anything about this terrible scandal for a while, because she trusted American voters would be more concerned about “real issues” like Barack Obama’s terrorist pals, who include Karl Marx. But after a few days of bad press she started saying things like, “These clothes isn’t mines,” and by this weekend she had reverted to wearing tragic street urchins’ rags to show she is a Real Pro-America American. Read more on Sarah Palin Wearing Hobo Togs Now…
  fancyclothesgate

BREAKING: MCCAIN ISSUES BOLD, AUTHORITATIVE DEFENSE OF PALIN SHOPPING SPREE

“She needed clothes at the time.” Yeah, c’mon, what don’t you punks understand? EAT SHIT, CRITICS. These liberal media types don’t realize that clothes aren’t free. This isn’t Communist Russia, although reporters obviously want it to be — a nice little private chunk o’ Communist Russia, one for each gotcha journalist, sold in a tank. [Politico] Read more on BREAKING: MCCAIN ISSUES BOLD, AUTHORITATIVE DEFENSE OF PALIN SHOPPING SPREE…
  don't tax me for working hard

Sarah Palin May Have To Pay Income Tax On All Those Fancy Clothes

In the tank ABC reporter Jake Tapper has spoken to a purportedly “well-respected” tax attorney who believes that Sarah Palin will have to declare that $150,000 worth of fancy convention clothes as income, because her excuse that they were “borrowed” from the RNC is kind of, well, wrong. Read more on Sarah Palin May Have To Pay Income Tax On All Those Fancy Clothes…
  culture bores

A Guided Tour Of Obama’s Elitist New Designer Clothing Boutique

The right wing hasn’t been able to fully brand Obama as a GAY yet, as they did to John Kerry (Gay Trademark: being French) and Al Gore (Gay Trademark: fucking dudes). But Obama’s trying to help them out with his new online store section called “Runway to Change,” which features fancy clothes from elitist fashion designers that you can buy for only… uh oh, they don’t even list the prices on the front page! What is this, RUSSIA? Never a good sign, like when you want to order lobster at a rich person’s restaurant and the menu says “Market Price,” which is a plutocrat’s term for “go away, rat hobo.” Read more on A Guided Tour Of Obama’s Elitist New Designer Clothing Boutique…
  this is why barack obama will be elected

‘Vanity Fair’ Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Snappy Dresser

They even called her “our commander in sheath”! Michelle Obama officially joined Vanity Fair‘s International Best Dressed List, while Cindy McCain sat at home and wept into her Chico’s catalog. [NYDN/Vanity Fair] Read more on ‘Vanity Fair’ Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Snappy Dresser…
 

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate

Here is the candidate’s wife at a children’s hospital in Puerto Rico Wednesday, wearing an insane ruffled-collar shirty deal to fend off the malaria. More photos of her towering over the shrimpy citizens of Puerto Rico in fashionable flats after the jump. Read more on Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate…