Tag: closet cases

Was This Man Orlando Mass Shooter Omar Mateen’s Gay Latino Lover? Maybe!

There's a lot of 'allegedly' in this story, but boy oh boy, if this is true.

Orlando Killer’s Dad Wishes Pulse Nightclub Wouldn’t Have Been So Cheap About Hiring Security

As gently as possible, may we suggest that it's probably time for him to STFU?

Orlando Shooter’s Wife Maybe Knew All His Murderous Plans, So That’s Just Great

And Disney World? They were scoping out Disney World? What is even going on here?

Sounds Like Orlando Gay Club Shooter Was Raging Closet Case. Bet You Didn’t See That Coming!

All of a sudden it's starting to make more sense.

Whiny Republicans And Creeper Fundamentalists. Which Are Ickier? Your Weekly Top Ten

Well hello there, Wonkers. It's Sunday afternoon, time for your weekly top ten list, and it is also NOVEMBER OH MY HOW TIME FLIES! This also means yesterday was Halloween! You might have already seen Official Wonkette Babby, pictured...
Gotta have two monitors. One to call sports plays on the radio and one to talk to YOUR SEX BOYFRIENDS.

Gay-Hatin’ Indiana Republican Caught Trolling For Online Dick, What A Shock

You know the old saying: "Scratch a homophobe, but please don't knock the dick out of his mouth, he's not finished yet." (We think that's the saying?) Anyway, meet your new gross Republican gay-sexing scumbag, what doesn't support gay rights,...
And then he did it to me like this.

Toe-Tapping Sen. Larry Craig Liked His Manwhores Butch (No Femmes, No Asians, No Fats)

Well, well, well, your favorite former senator, the "Larry Craig" one who liked to teabag you with his "wide stance" in the men's room at the airport, is back in the news! You remember him. He is the one...
This guy has drained our gay joke reservoir.

Creepy Michigan AG Who Stalked Gay Kid Gets To Pay $3.5 Million

Our favorite swishy homo-Nazi crusader is back! Former Michigan Attorney General Andrew Shirvell has lost his trial in appeals court after defaming University of Michigan student Chris Armstrong. You may remember Andrew Shirvell from a few years ago. He was...

Mitt Romney Wants All You 22-Year-Olds To Get Knocked Up Now, For Our Savior

Gawd, you people are awful. According to famous women-binding failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney the problem with you selfish dolts is that you simply won't get married when you're really young. "Some people could marry, but choose to take more...

Michigan’s Most Effeminate Homophobe, Andrew Shirvell, Into Kinky Bus Play, Panel Concludes

Brave American and very heterosexual hero Andrew Shirvell was really upset in 2010 because the University of Michigan student body president Chris Armstrong (himself a gay) was obviously trying to make Shirvell gay with his radical homosexual agenda. To...

Lindsey Graham’s Butchest Moments

For years, Lindsey Graham has been dogged (a little bit of pun intended there) by allegations that he is gay. He denies this, and professes to just be a strange bachelor whose house is strewn with trash. Last December,...

NY Dem Voted Against Gay Marriage, Used Gay Lover To Help With Bribes

New York state Senator Carl Kruger is one of the four notorious Democrats who killed David Patterson's push to legalize gay marriage in the state last year. So it should come as no surprise that he is utterly corrupt...

Conservatives Quitting CPAC Because Gay Conservatives Are Coming

Popular wingnut conference "CPAC" has been the coming out party for many exciting wingnut media careerists such as Sarah Palin/Team Family Sarah Inc. But is the conference now too popular with "show people"? Apparently so: Several fringe-right family values...

Loathsome Southern Dandy Lindsey Graham About To Be Outed?

Lindsey Graham, South Carolina's favorite lifelong bachelor and former military prosecutor, is always reliably against homosexuals having any basic human rights in America because Lindsey's a Republican, y'all. Anyway, famous outer-of-self-hating-queers Mike Rogers says he's got pictures of one...

Anti-Gay Bakersfield Republican Spent All His Time Being Gay At Gay Bars

Hahaha: "The owner of Faces, the club where Ashburn reportedly was hanging out before his arrest, told CBS 13 that he can't confirm whether Ashburn was there Tuesday night because the club was packed with 400 patrons for...

PETE SESSIONS INSANELY GAY FOR TERRIBLE CRIMINAL: "Just hours after federal agents charged banker Allen Stanford with fleecing investors of $7 billion, the disgraced financier received a message from one of Congress' most powerful members, Pete Sessions. 'I love...