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Well hello there, Wonkers. It's Sunday afternoon, time for your weekly top ten list, and it is also NOVEMBER OH MY HOW TIME FLIES!...

You know the old saying: "Scratch a homophobe, but please don't knock the dick out of his mouth, he's not finished yet." (We think...

Well, well, well, your favorite former senator, the "Larry Craig" one who liked to teabag you with his "wide stance" in the men's room...

Our favorite swishy homo-Nazi crusader is back! Former Michigan Attorney General Andrew Shirvell has lost his trial in appeals court after defaming University of...

Gawd, you people are awful. According to famous women-binding failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney the problem with you selfish dolts is that you simply...

Brave American and very heterosexual hero Andrew Shirvell was really upset in 2010 because the University of Michigan student body president Chris Armstrong (himself...

For years, Lindsey Graham has been dogged (a little bit of pun intended there) by allegations that he is gay. He denies this, and...

New York state Senator Carl Kruger is one of the four notorious Democrats who killed David Patterson's push to legalize gay marriage in the...

Popular wingnut conference "CPAC" has been the coming out party for many exciting wingnut media careerists such as Sarah Palin/Team Family Sarah Inc. But...

Lindsey Graham, South Carolina's favorite lifelong bachelor and former military prosecutor, is always reliably against homosexuals having any basic human rights in America because...

Hahaha: "The owner of Faces, the club where Ashburn reportedly was hanging out before his arrest, told CBS 13 that he can't confirm...

PETE SESSIONS INSANELY GAY FOR TERRIBLE CRIMINAL: "Just hours after federal agents charged banker Allen Stanford with fleecing investors of $7 billion, the disgraced...

Yesterday, your Jim Newell announced DC's gay-marriage-is-okay news with this caveat: "HOWEVER, while Father Congress is not expected to go all 'Home Rule' and...

Idaho bathroom goblin Larry Craig is out of the Senate and (sort of) out of the closet. The notorious homosexual Republican will no longer...

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