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Eliot Spitzer Resigns, Silda Wall Offers Icy Death Glare

newVideoPlayer("gov_bye.flv", 463, 387,"");Here’s our friendly New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigning, with his wife, who still really doesn’t want to be there. Uh, did she read Dina McGreevey’s NYT column this morning? She gave all victimized political wives the right to not stand next to their husbands. Maybe Silda just wanted to make him look like more of a wretch, and she did a good job of that. Read more on Eliot Spitzer Resigns, Silda Wall Offers Icy Death Glare…
 

Eliot Spitzer Actually Resigning This Time

newVideoPlayer("Spitzer_Resignation_Monday.flv", undefined, NaN,"");But he just wanted to get laid! By a hooker! For $4,300 billion! And now he’s resigning, effective next Monday for some strange reason. What is this, Gay France? [NYP] Read more on Eliot Spitzer Actually Resigning This Time…
 

Magical Politicians Make Children Swoon

newVideoPlayer("fainting_allover.flv", 463, 387,"");Hey look, it’s a study of why everyone is fainting so damn much at Barack and Hillary’s speeches. Why doesn’t the Main Stream Media show the numerous fainting wicket goblins at Ron Paul’s rallies though? America is not ready to elect a wicket goblin as president, Dr. Sanjay Gupta advises. Read more on Magical Politicians Make Children Swoon…
 

It’s Almost Three A.M., And MSNBC Is Killing Your Babies

newVideoPlayer("ringer2_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");Here’s MSNBC’s panel debating the merits of Hillary’s ad — political effectiveness vs. truth vs. fearmongering. What this tense debate reveals: Rachel Maddow is a libtard; Eugene Robinson is a moderate liberal; Pat Buchanan is an old white Republican; Joe Scarborough is a younger douchebag Republican. Who knew? Read more on It’s Almost Three A.M., And MSNBC Is Killing Your Babies…
 

Barack Rips Hillary’s Scary Ad With Silly Parody

Ha ha, what the hell is wrong with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton? Clinton released her horrifying “a terrorist calls you at 3 a.m. and threatens to kill your babies, unless Hillary Clinton is president” ad this morning, and that defensive Obama has released a direct, snippy response already! His version — after the jump — is more like “a terrorist calls you at 3 a.m. and threatens to kill your babies, and Barack Obama never supported the War in Iraq.” Read more on Barack Rips Hillary’s Scary Ad With Silly Parody…
 

Frumpy Tim Russert Examines Barack’s Various Prejudices

newVideoPlayer("obamajewish_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");As everyone in Chicago knows, Barack Obama’s two best black friends are Islamist leader Louis Farrakhan and Jeremiah Wright, Barack’s anti-white preacher. Why does Barack consort with them? Will he bring hope to America’s white Jews when he’s sultan? Tim Russert is determined to know. Read more on Frumpy Tim Russert Examines Barack’s Various Prejudices…
 

Conspiracists Destroy Hillary With Sexist Commercial Breaks

newVideoPlayer("hillarycommercial_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");MSNBC and the Main Stream Media’s latest coup against the “House of Clinton” — they are conspiring to not let her talk during the very conspicuously timed commercial breaks. This is a very old “yellow journalism” ploy, invented by David Shuster. Read more on Conspiracists Destroy Hillary With Sexist Commercial Breaks…
 

Chris Matthews Angrily Harasses Obama Supporter To Death

newVideoPlayer("matthewsobamasen_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");Yikes. What’s gotten into Our Chris Matthews? He’s apparently a Clinton fan now! Watch him harass this Texas state senator, an Obama supporter, for several minutes. He DEMANDS the senator name a single Barack Obama accomplishment. To quote Matthews: “Sir, you have to give me his accomplishments. You’ve supported him for president, you’re on national television, name his legislative accomplishments, Barack Obama’s, sir.” Is Tweety having his period? Read more on Chris Matthews Angrily Harasses Obama Supporter To Death…
 

Barack Goes Negative on Mexico’s John McCain

newVideoPlayer("obamacain2_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");Dashing Barack Hussein Obama was also daring Barack Hussein Obama tonight — he calls out John McCain by name! Usually the way it works is, “some old white grumpy senators might claim” such and such. But Barry hates Iraq and its Emperor McCain with all the Hope he can muster, and he dares speak the snake’s name. Read more on Barack Goes Negative on Mexico’s John McCain…
 

Obama, Japan Loves Its Barry For Obvious Superficial Reason

In the city of Obama, Japan, they are wildly promoting the American candidate-warrior who shares their name. His reputation is legend, like the ancient samurai Tom Cruise! After the jump, watch various small business owners in Obama, Japan declare that “every Tuesday is Super Tuesday,” and other inane crap that they don’t understand. Read more on Obama, Japan Loves Its Barry For Obvious Superficial Reason…
 

McCain Thanks Romney With Implicit Hatred

newVideoPlayer("masterdebating.flv", 463, 387,"");John McCain hates Mitt Romney with the passion of the gods. So how does he show his appreciation for Romney’s official endorsement today? By saying Mittens made him “a better candidate,” with those hilarious lies and Iraq timetables and state health care in Massachusetts. Mitt Romney being a preppy flip-flopper won McCain the nomination. Is that what you’re hearing? No one’s smiling here. Read more on McCain Thanks Romney With Implicit Hatred…
 

What Is This ‘Chinese Bus’ You Speak Of?

newVideoPlayer("matthewsbus_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");Chris Matthews’ son hopped on the “Chinese Bus” today from New York. Or was it from China? Or maybe he meant to say, let’s see, Chinatown bus? Only residents of a few states in the Northeast know what the Chinatown buses are, so now most of the country is wondering what Chris Matthews’ magical “Chinese Bus” is. Read more on What Is This ‘Chinese Bus’ You Speak Of?…
 

Chris Matthews Asks Tim Kaine To “Speak Southern” For Him

newVideoPlayer("matthewskaine_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");Oh Tweety. He gets a southern governor on his teevees, like Virginia’s Tim Kaine, and he asks him to “speak Southern.” When Tim Kaine says “I’m a Kansan by birth,” all Matthews can do is laugh. He is a monster. Read more on Chris Matthews Asks Tim Kaine To “Speak Southern” For Him…
 

Hillary Is Funny And Hip, Like America’s Children

Further proof that Hillary Clinton is the candidate for young people: she was in a Rock ‘n’ Roll Band! And as this official Hillary Clinton video notes, this means she will pay for your college education. [YouTube] Read more on Hillary Is Funny And Hip, Like America’s Children…