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Posts Tagged ‘clintards’

QUITTERS

Anthony Weiner Not Running For NYC Mayor

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Not cynical!Man, we kinda liked this guy! He was (is?) dating that pretty gal from the Clinton campaign, and he recently dared to say something not entirely positive about Jon Stewart, and hell, he is not Michael Bloomberg, all of which made him a refreshingly human-seeming type to run for New York Mayor. But he will not do this thing, for several reasons. MORE »


WET BLANKETS

Surly Clinton Voters Don’t Even Like Hillary Clinton That Much

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Her staunchest supporters give a collective 'meh'People keep on wondering why Hillary Clinton can’t convince her 18 million ceiling-cracks to get with the program and support Barack Obama. Well, it appears that these angry, bitter old white people are so full of insane rage and hate for everything that they don’t even really care for Hillary Clinton — they just hate her a little less than Obama — so they aren’t going to be bossed around by that gal. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Why Do Manilow Fans Support Hillary Clinton?

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Ready to take a chance againTwo simple reasons: just like musical legend Barry Manilow, Hillary Clinton has a “timeless appeal to every cross-section of society from the working girl to the sophisticated pop fan.” And she, too, spent her early career singing in gay bathhouses with Bette Midler. [Prince of Petworth] MORE »