Tag: climate change

Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Trump EPA Will Make You Eat Coal, And You Will Like It

Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Unpopular At Beauty Pageant Not Owned By Him

Can Miss America be our president now?

Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.

Idiots: Hurricane Harvey Caused By Lesbians Witches Katy Perry Abortion Illuminati And Democrats, But NOT CLIMATE CHANGE!!1!

If you've been wondering how this all might be Katy Perry's fault, you have come to the right place.

Border Patrol Knows What Is Important During Hurricane Harvey Evacuation: DEPORTIN’ MESSICANS, YEEHAW!

A little old hurricane evacuation is no reason to stop deporting people.

Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do ‘Science.’ GOOD!

Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017

We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Looked Sun Eclipse Best SEO Fucking Idiot

Oh good Christ he really is exactly that stupid.

Trump Throws Tantrum Over Sun Stealing Moon. Wonkagenda for Aug. 21, 2017

Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.

We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!

Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Rick Perry’s Energy Department: Yeah, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!

Rick Perry knows stuff real good.