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GOP Now Very Concerned About Women’s Health And All It Took Was One Dead Abortion Lady

Hey chicks, put away your AKs and your ammo belts, the War on Women has been called off. The GOP loves you now! It cares about you! It appreciates you, even! And the way we know this is because a lady died after she had an abortion — she hemorrhaged, that is so sad for her family — and now the GOP is here to protect you from being murdered by Planned Parenthood! Read more on GOP Now Very Concerned About Women’s Health And All It Took Was One Dead Abortion Lady…
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Michelle Bachmann’s All-Stud Tea Party Caucus Fest

Less than a week after first filing the papers, Michele Bachmann’s already got her new House Tea Party Caucus approved, a-movin’, and a-groovin’ — with a patriotic tea party kicking off the creation of America’s newest and greatest revolutionary sect. As your Wonkette goes to press, either seven or “nearly a dozen” Congressional reps have agreed to break biscuits with Our Lady of the St. Paul Tundra. Interestingly, they are all former winners of the “People’s Sexiest Man Alive” contest! Just like Bachmann once was, before the surgery. Read more on Michelle Bachmann’s All-Stud Tea Party Caucus Fest…