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Posts Tagged ‘clever ploys’

Same-Sex Marriage Ban Subverted By Clever Gays

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Sneaky tricksters.Virginia won’t let The Gays get married, so this couple just walked into a courthouse and said “We would like to get married plz” and they got a marriage license and even got married, even though they were two dudes. (One of them had really nice skin, though!) And just like that, billions of straight marriages around America went kerplunk in an explosion of existential despair. MORE »


John McCain’s Top 5 Winning Campaign Strategies Revealed!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

The beans are spilled!The presumptive Republican presidential nominee may not have the money, star power, or party affiliation of his opponent, but that doesn’t mean he won’t win the presidency this November! He just needs to spend his wooden nickels wisely and hope that Candidate Obama has 50 more scary preachers where the first lunatic came from. Other supersecret campaign techniques after the jump. MORE »