Tag: class war

Jared Kushner, Slumlord? You Don’t Fucking Say

Come. Let the anger consume you.

People Who Work For Donald Trump Busy Fat-Shaming Diabetics. It Is Funny Because Of His Ass!

If only poors would take care of themselves like our President, healthcare would be so easy!
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd

Team Trump Thinks Grandma Millie Has Too Much Money. Luckily, They’re Here To Help!

'No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.' -- Lily Tomlin
Bears repeating

California Not Down With Trump’s Plan Of ‘First I’ll Come For The Immigrants’

The Treasure of the Chinga Su Madre.

Trump Idiot At Chili’s Makes America Great Again All Over Black Veteran

A new problem to worry about: Trump-inspired restaurant vigilantes.
Thank god a white man has finally figured out crime!

Thoughtful Chicago Tribune Columnist Muses About ‘Feral’ Black Boys

It's always refreshing to see a simple explanation for social problems. If the cause is one bad thing, then fixing things must be easy!
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Rich People Can Be Dumb Mouth-Breathing Fox News Morans, Too

Being worth millions of dollars doesn't immunize you from having political views straight from your crazy uncle's paranoid email.
did someone need the hydrangeas watered?

Exciting NRA Ad: Hollywood Elitists Want To Take Your Guns, Laugh When You Die

We decided to watch part of Tuesday's election coverage on Fox News last night, and in the middle of all the ads for prescription pills that will give you boners and make your bowels work right, this brilliant bit...

President Obama To Give Everyone Free Money Just For Working Real Hard

President Robin Hood has yet another evil scheme to redistribute the wealth, taking money from poor oppressed employers to give to their greedy fat cat workers, by redefining the traditional definition of "overtime work." From the White House basement,...
freedom is deader than this lawn

Rich A-Holes Guzzling California’s Last Drops Of Water Because ‘We’re Not All Equal’

You may have heard that California is all out of water. Again. This is a thing that happens frequently -- not because of abortion, or pagans, or Obama's policies on Israel -- but because the state is mostly a desert...
But watch out for the gout

Wall Street Billionaires Not Making As Many Billions This Year, Sad

Tragic news, if you're the kind of schmuck who thinks Wall Street's hedge fund managers deserve at least a thousand and ten jizzillion dollars for doing whatever the hell it is they do when they're not just straight up...
But watch out for the gout

Is It Time For Class War? (Hint: Yes)

Still on the fence about whether it's time for all-out up-against-the-wall eat-the-rich class war revolution? No you're not: In 2014, Wall Street's bonus pool was roughly double the combined earnings of all Americans working full-time jobs at minimum wage. The average...
That bridge sucked anyway.

If Kansas Jumped Off A Bridge, Would Other States Do It Too? Apparently Yes!

You may be familiar with the state of Kansas, where Governor Sam Brownback and the ruling GOP have conducted what Brownback has called a "great experiment" in conservative economics. They've radically slashed income taxes, especially for top earners, on...
No extra compensation for the shitty pizza

Guess Who Is A Big Wage Stealing Robber Jerk? It Is Right-Wing Capitalist Hero Papa John!

Here's some Nice Time/Justice Done news for all you fans of class warfare: A Papa John's pizza franchise in New York has been ordered to pay almost $800,000 in back pay to workers it cheated out of wages. The court...