Tag: clarence thomas

Guns and Muslims. Muslims and guns. Pretty much all we get to write about these days, thanks to a near-inexhaustible supply of racist pants-crapping...

It turns out that not every single U.S. American is sexcitedly happy dancing because the Supreme Court confirmed that, per the Constitution, the Constitution...

The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of a Muslim woman who sued douchey prepster image factory Abercrombie & Fitch for refusing to hire...

Meet your new favorite judge in America, Wonkers! He is Nome Superior Court Judge Timothy Dooley, and he is being officially reprimanded by the...

That friendly man pictured above is doing the hard work of exorcising the homosexual demons out of Alabama because YOU GUYS, the state officially...

You've probably heard by now that yet another state -- this time, the Kansas-shaped one -- has gone and gotten itself all gayed up...

Gov. Scott Walker was this close to being able to keep those lousy Democrats from voting, until the Supreme Court blocked Wisconsin's new...

Here we are kids, at the lowest point* of the Clinton administration: the Lewinsky affair and impeachment. But how are textbooks for the fundamentalist...

Maya Angelou died Tuesday at her home in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, following a long illness. She leaves behind a list of accomplishments that threatened...

You solved the problem of lying in politics when you were like six years old. “Just pass a law against telling lies!” dumb little...

Once a year the Federalist Society has a dinner in Washington DC. It is a dinner for lawyers. This year they promised an appearance by Supreme Court Justice...

There is so much actual news happening, you guys. We are filled to the gills with actual news and it is killing us. We...

Do you get emails from lovable font of beneficence (and apparent morning drinker) Ginny Thomas? Why not? Don't you want to hear her plaintive...

Hey gay homosexuals! Be happy! The Supreme Court is going to hear your gay cases about all the sick things you gays do, like...

Why so sad, Clarence Thomas? Thomas can on occasion be melancholy in his speeches, such as saying he sometimes envies the seemingly carefree lives...

Notorious fringe-right "originalist" boobs Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas were so happy with the announcement that the Supreme Court will be hearing a challenge...

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