Tag: claire mccaskill

Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.

Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill: Obamacare Death Spiral My Ass

Fix the ACA instead of leaving millions uninsured? What's the catch? And is this your open thread? (YES!)

Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017

Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!

Betsy DeVos Lauds Segregation For Helping Blacks Set Up Excellent Colleges All For Themselves

Be glad today's the last day of Black History Month. DeVos may not say anything crazy about race for a while.

Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017

Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Let’s Watch Steve Mnuchin Evict Somebody Live At His Senate Confirmation Hearing!

Park your butt down, we got us a livestream!

Obama Hates 22nd Amendment. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Trump University keeps a door open for charity, Scott Walker cleans up climate change, and the student debt bubble gets bigger. Your daily news brief!

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Missouri

The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.

Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.

Zombie Ronald Reagan Tells Republicans To Do Their Job

Who doesn't love the smell of Dead Reagan in the morning? Especially when he is trolling Republicans from the great beyond: The time is now right to join together in a bipartisan effort to fulfill our constitutional obligation of restoring...
Too old for this shit.

The Snake Oil Bulletin Sifts Through The Pseudoscientific Dingleberries Of Dr. Mehmet Oz

Welcome back, pilgrims! It's good to see you've returned to your old friend the Snake Oil Bulletin, the weekly compendium of the latest horsepuckey to plop itself right here on our beloved interwebs. Now normally we focus on a smattering...
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Magic Ladyparts Expert Todd Akin Would Like To Try For Senator Again, Yesssssss!

Todd Akin -- the former Missouri representative, failed senatorial candidate, and expert on how ladies have magic vaginas than can detect and deflect "legitimate rape" sperm to prevent pregnancy (right, THAT guy) -- is not going away. Sorry, Republicans, we know...
With votes.

Stop Wasting Money And Let Conservative Dems Just Go Extinct

On Monday, beltway bullshit scorecard POLITICO reported that nominal Democratic senators like Joe Manchin, Claire McCaskill, and Heidi Heitkamp appear eager to help the new Republican majority advance legislation. Manchin even called the idea of not working with Republicans...

If Dr. Oz Can’t Sell You A Bunch Of Quack Weight-Loss Cures, The Terrorists Have Already Won

Dr. Mehmet Oz, (who knew he had a first name?) the ubiquitous teevee shiller of weight-loss supplements and One Weird Tricks, got to take a trip up to Capitol Hill yesterday to get yelled at by some senators for...

Senate Apparently Super Cool With Military Never Prosecuting Sexual Assaults

Earlier today we talked at you about how the military just can't stop getting all rapey with women, so that even when they hire a military person to be the top prosecutor of people that rapecrime women, even that...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Slog Through The Slushpile

Welcome to a Gummint Shutdown Edition of the Derp Roundup, your weekly accumulation of asinine asshattery from the aether that was too stoopid to ignore completely but that we weren't inclined to waste a full-length post on. To start...