Tag: civil rights

Federal Court Won’t Let North Carolina’s Racially Gerrymandered Districts Stand, Man

Looks like there might be a down side to Republicans running wild with power. Who knew?

Imaginary Civil Rights Groups Are ALL IN For Jeff Sessions As Attorney General

The board includes pre-1986 Mr. Snuffleupagus, Tyler Durden, Tony -- the man who lives inside the mouth of Danny Torrance in The Shining, Drop Dead Fred, Hobbes, and at least two six-foot, three-and-a-half-inch tall invisible rabbits.
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.

We’re Still Going To Call You A Racist Piece Of Shit If You Are A Racist Piece Of Shit, Hooray!

Trump supporters are in for an upset if they think they can now let their bigot flags fly without anyone shaming them.

Donald Trump Demands Obama ‘Look At His Tape.’ What Tape? You Know, THAT Tape!

Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!
We dunno.

Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Arkansas Judge: There’s No ‘I Have Pancreatic Cancer’ In Debtors’ Prison

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?
Big Sister Is Watching You

Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America’ Turns Your Angry Wingnut Uncle’s Emails Into A Movie

We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.
You broke it, you bought it

Missouri Gov Jay Nixon Cut Budget For Public Defenders, So Now He Has To Be One

Missouri's public defender system is chronically underfunded thanks to Gov Jay Nixon's vetoes of funding bills. So the head of the state's public defender office has assigned Nixon to take the case of an indigent defendant.

Let’s Laugh At These Sad White Guys Trying To Outlaw Sexxxy Gayness In Maine

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PLAN, GUYS.
To Protect and Unnerve

Texas Pool Party Cop Somehow Escapes Being Charged With Anything, What A Surprise, Huh?

In news only slightly less surprising than Britons' vote to leave the EU, the former Texas cop who roughed up a 15-year-old girl at a pool party has been cleared of criminal charges by a grand jury.

Glenn Beck Knows Glenn Beck Is A Real Civil Rights Leader, Unlike That ‘Clown’ John Lewis

In which Glenn Beck revokes John Lewis's Civil Rights Leader Card and bestows it upon himself and his audience.
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Gordon Klingenschmitt Found Himself An Interracial Couple To Say Gay Marriage Is Yucky

Gordon Klingenschmitt, elected official, has some lunatics for you. Enjoy!

Sexxxy Barack Obama Throatcramming America With Gayness. Again!

You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker.

Gay-Hatin’ Alabama Chief Justice Reckons He Could Use Some Civil Rights Right About Now

Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?