Tag: civil rights

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Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Arkansas Judge: There’s No ‘I Have Pancreatic Cancer’ In Debtors’ Prison

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?
Big Sister Is Watching You

Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America’ Turns Your Angry Wingnut Uncle’s Emails Into A Movie

We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.
You broke it, you bought it

Missouri Gov Jay Nixon Cut Budget For Public Defenders, So Now He Has To Be One

Missouri's public defender system is chronically underfunded thanks to Gov Jay Nixon's vetoes of funding bills. So the head of the state's public defender office has assigned Nixon to take the case of an indigent defendant.

Let’s Laugh At These Sad White Guys Trying To Outlaw Sexxxy Gayness In Maine

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PLAN, GUYS.
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Texas Pool Party Cop Somehow Escapes Being Charged With Anything, What A Surprise, Huh?

In news only slightly less surprising than Britons' vote to leave the EU, the former Texas cop who roughed up a 15-year-old girl at a pool party has been cleared of criminal charges by a grand jury.

Glenn Beck Knows Glenn Beck Is A Real Civil Rights Leader, Unlike That ‘Clown’ John Lewis

In which Glenn Beck revokes John Lewis's Civil Rights Leader Card and bestows it upon himself and his audience.
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Gordon Klingenschmitt Found Himself An Interracial Couple To Say Gay Marriage Is Yucky

Gordon Klingenschmitt, elected official, has some lunatics for you. Enjoy!

Sexxxy Barack Obama Throatcramming America With Gayness. Again!

You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker.

Gay-Hatin’ Alabama Chief Justice Reckons He Could Use Some Civil Rights Right About Now

Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?

Trump Plays Fantasy SCOTUSball, Picks Judge Who Hates Him

Presumptive GOP presidential nominee and Dark Lord of the Sith Donald Trump climbed atop his podium to announce his potential SCOTUS picks yesterday, and they were pretty much the same wingnuts and religious zealots the GOP's been ramming and...
Just put a Band-Aid on it, don't be so weak and unprofessional.

Trump Bros Who Beat Up Homeless Hispanic Guy Going To Prison, How Is That Even Fair?

What is this world coming two when two hairy Trump supporters can't see a 58-year-old homeless Hispanic man sleeping, and beat him up and pee on him?
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Obama Administration Tells Schools To Treat Trans Kids Like People, Furor And Whining To Ensue

The Obama administration is sending a letter to public schools nationwide informing them that they'll have to let trans students use the restrooms they want to. Clearly, America is over, once again.

Harriet Tubman To Grace New $20 Bill, Because Suck It Andrew Jackson

Remember that GOP debate yea however many moons ago, when all the millionteen candidates were asked what American lady they thought would be real sexy for the $10 bill? It was pathetic! They all copied each other and said...

Radical Liberal Judges Affirm Bizarre Transgender Pooping Rituals

Whoa, it's a new day in America, and you know why? A thing happened that is GOOD for transgender people, specifically involving their God-given right to drop the kids off at the pool in public places. For real! A...