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Missouri Gov Jay Nixon Cut Budget For Public Defenders, So Now He Has To Be One

Missouri's public defender system is chronically underfunded thanks to Gov Jay Nixon's vetoes of funding bills. So the head of the state's public defender office has assigned Nixon to take the case of an indigent defendant.

Let’s Laugh At These Sad White Guys Trying To Outlaw Sexxxy Gayness In Maine

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PLAN, GUYS.
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Texas Pool Party Cop Somehow Escapes Being Charged With Anything, What A Surprise, Huh?

In news only slightly less surprising than Britons' vote to leave the EU, the former Texas cop who roughed up a 15-year-old girl at a pool party has been cleared of criminal charges by a grand jury.

Glenn Beck Knows Glenn Beck Is A Real Civil Rights Leader, Unlike That ‘Clown’ John Lewis

In which Glenn Beck revokes John Lewis's Civil Rights Leader Card and bestows it upon himself and his audience.
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Gordon Klingenschmitt Found Himself An Interracial Couple To Say Gay Marriage Is Yucky

Gordon Klingenschmitt, elected official, has some lunatics for you. Enjoy!

Sexxxy Barack Obama Throatcramming America With Gayness. Again!

You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker.

Gay-Hatin’ Alabama Chief Justice Reckons He Could Use Some Civil Rights Right About Now

Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?

Trump Plays Fantasy SCOTUSball, Picks Judge Who Hates Him

Presumptive GOP presidential nominee and Dark Lord of the Sith Donald Trump climbed atop his podium to announce his potential SCOTUS picks yesterday, and they were pretty much the same wingnuts and religious zealots the GOP's been ramming and...
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Trump Bros Who Beat Up Homeless Hispanic Guy Going To Prison, How Is That Even Fair?

What is this world coming two when two hairy Trump supporters can't see a 58-year-old homeless Hispanic man sleeping, and beat him up and pee on him?
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Obama Administration Tells Schools To Treat Trans Kids Like People, Furor And Whining To Ensue

The Obama administration is sending a letter to public schools nationwide informing them that they'll have to let trans students use the restrooms they want to. Clearly, America is over, once again.

Harriet Tubman To Grace New $20 Bill, Because Suck It Andrew Jackson

Remember that GOP debate yea however many moons ago, when all the millionteen candidates were asked what American lady they thought would be real sexy for the $10 bill? It was pathetic! They all copied each other and said...

Radical Liberal Judges Affirm Bizarre Transgender Pooping Rituals

Whoa, it's a new day in America, and you know why? A thing happened that is GOOD for transgender people, specifically involving their God-given right to drop the kids off at the pool in public places. For real! A...

Bryan Fischer Wishes Bryan Adams Would Stop Lynching All The Blacks In Mississippi

There's a fight a-brewin' and it's Bryan vs. Bryan! In one corner, we have noted civil rights leader Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association. In the other corner, it's Bryan Adams, Canadian pop star who sings about the "Summer...

Missouri Democrats Literally Could Not Shut Up About Gay People This Week

If you happen to be passing through the Missouri state house today, there are some Democratic state senators who deserve a pat on the back and whatever free Frosty coupons you might have lying around, because they tried VERY...
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Mormon Church Strangely OK With Hate Crimes, Because ‘Fairness’

Those Wacky Mormons (a sitcom coming never to ABC) just can't seem to figure out what they really think about discrimination against LGBT people. Last year, the LDS church surprised us by supporting a Utah law banning discrimination against...