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New Radiation Logo Actually Warns Of Space Monsters

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

'A lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths.' - WonketteAfter many years of research around the world, the International Atomic Energy Agency has revealed the new global warning for ionizing radiation: a terrifying scene of an alien spaceship shooting death rays at a pirate flag and stick figure.

Learn about the terrible fate of mankind, after the jump.

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Proud Symbol of Fear Replaced By Wuss Emblem

Friday, December 1st, 2006

The world just got a little bit stupider, again - WonketteSince 1939, the Civil Defense logo bravely and solemnly let Americans know which school basements contained bomb shelters and rations, for when the Commies nuked us. It was also a great, simple and effective design with a touch of cold Art Deco that just got better with age. MORE »