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Washington Is A Foul Hellscape Of Rats

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

I was sleepin' like a rat, When I heard something jerkin'. There stood Rita, Lookin' just like Tony Perkins.The most widespread form of “life” in Washington is the common Norway Rat, which completely owns the miserable District. Like most stunned bumpkins forced by bad luck or weird morals to the nation’s foul capital, the new editor of Reason magazine is horrified to find that dog-sized vermin live in every home, even the White House. MORE »