Tag: citizens united

Let’s Art-Appreciate The Fuck Out Of These Dark-Money Anti-Muslim Ads, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Oh, what artistic triumphs Citizens United has wrought.

Here’s More Dumb Breaking Trump Lawyer News, About Trump’s Dumb Broken Lawyers!

Can we please fast forward to the end of this nightmare?

2018 Midterm Madness: Sucking The Soul From South Carolina’s Good Old Boys

With Trey Gowdy gone, Democrats in South Carolina's 4th are running against a Trump grifter, and a guy who wants to make the electric chair great again.
Honestly, who isn't?

North Carolina GOP Outraged By Terribly Partisan Bipartisan Forum On Toilet Law

Republicans figured a balanced discussion would be bad for them, so they tried to shut it down.
don't you dare make me come down there

Elizabeth Warren Will Rip Off SEC Chair’s Head, Sh*t Down Her Neck

Elizabeth Warren has had it with government agencies cozying up to the corporations they're support to regulate.

Trump Foundation Funds Helped Trump Win Political Support, Kneepad Receipts Still Not Found

More hinky 'charitable' donations from the Trump Foundation? We are almost out of feathers with which to be knocked over.
Unclear whether it's the Clinton or Trump foundation. If the workers never got paid, it's Trump's.

Guess Which Charity Is More Terrific, Yooge, Best Charity, Hillary Clinton’s Or Donald Trump’s? No, Guess!

Oh, look! Both presidential candidates have charitable foundations. And you can probably guess which one is a real charity.

Here’s Your Badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Moving To New Zealand If Trump Is Elected

It's no big deal because sane Americans aren't going to let Trump anywhere near the presidency. OR ARE THEY?

Ben Shapiro Making Trouser Starbursts Over Sexy New Candidate David French (Who?)

Well, we guess Ben Shapiro, former lover of all things Breitbart, is one of the Renegade Jewishes now, officially, as he is drenching the front part of his bathing suit region with Embarrassment Stains over Bill Kristol's boy wonder independent...
simpler times

At Least Your Boss Didn’t Make You Spend Your Unpaid Sunday With Mitt Romney

Some thought coal magnate Robert Murray of corporate behemoth Murray Energy broke the law when he made his people attend a 2012 Mitt Romney rally on a fucking Sunday in August when there was definitely nothing better these miners...

Dead Scalia Saves Unions

We're happy to say we saw this coming: with Antonin Scalia's vote now completely hypothetical (despite the best hopes of some loonies), the Supreme Court voted in a 4-4 tie on a major case that could have stripped public...
It's almost as if we wanted one of these gents to look bad.

Russ Feingold Seeks To Retake Senate Seat From Teabagger Crapsack Ron Johnson

We've got another fun Senate race for you this week, kids, and this one's actually a rematch: In Wisconsin, former Sen. Russ Feingold wants to win back the seat that teabagger, would-be Obamacare-murderer, and all around schmuck Ron Johnson...
Dear Editor: I have had it up to here with playing second fiddle to a bunch of stupid marshmallow horses...

Deleted Comments: Teen Savant Tells Insane Libtarted Communists, ‘YOUR SICKOS!’

Our Deleted Comments cup fairly runneth over with Derp this week, largely thanks to the efforts of one particularly verbose moron who figured out that once his account was banhammered, he could create a new one. SO CLEVER. All...