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CITIZEN PROTESTS

RedStaters Kill The Environment By Doing Laundry, Baking

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobodyRemember that goofy “Earth Hour” that took place whenever, sometime last week, when a bunch of Australian hippies unplugged their GORP generators for an hour to save the earth? Apparently some intrepid conservatives/global warming deniers decided to use MOAR ELECTIRICETIES during that same hour, just to be dicks! MORE »


CITIZEN PROTESTS

Hot Sexy New American Tea Party Meets Tomorrow!

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

She invites you to 'swing around your tea bags'Apparently there is a new political party organized around the insane rantings of the Prophet Rick Santelli, a non-bald Chicago floor-trading version of Joe the Plumber. The New American Tea Party may fill in the civic vacuum created by the collapse of the Paultard movement, as it combines a concern with fiscal responsibility, Liberty, and earnestly organizing demonstrations in DC. Are you free tomorrow around noon? MORE »